Chris Robinson

[LMD (Arc.) @Layemie001]

Framing with Larry Haun. Would you rather have Larry’s 80’s speed or modern computer cut precision?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

To defeat the machine, become the machine. 😂

[Chris Robinson @cgrobin]

@9mmsmg They were one of my mom's favorite sweet treats. I agree with you, but still have to eat one from time to time for nostalgia.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

We all did this. With calculators toooo

[Chris Robinson @cgrobin]

@GigaBasedDad 10/10. Highly recommend.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Whoever invented these bad boys really knocked it out of the park, just a perfect little treat

[Computer ♥ Records @ComputerLove_]

The Underwater Screen Saver from Windows 98

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇨🇦 Cops in Vancouver pulled this guy over and told him he had to come with them because a psychiatrist certified him under the Mental Health Act.

"What is going on? I've never been given a psych eval.

He just looked at me and said you're certified."

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon on Thomas Massie’s loss: “I don’t know how you run a country where people can just dump $32 million into a race.”

“This guy who’s like, release the Epstein files.”

“Prosecute pedophiles.”

“Get out of foreign wars.”

“He loses to a guy who’s like: let’s cover up the Epstein files.”

“Let’s not prosecute pedophiles.”

“Let’s go to war with your kids.”

“You would think just platform to platform, that’s a tough sell.”

“If you spend enough money, you can just create any reality you want.”

“No one knows who the hell the other guy is.”

“He was just handpicked, came out of nowhere … was like, ‘we gotta get kids back into the military, we gotta get them to Iran now.’”

“You would think that’s probably not a super popular idea.”

“Let’s get your son out of the house and into Iran.”

“You would think that as ideas go, that’s probably a relatively hard sell.”

@TimJDillon

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Please get them mf tomatoes off my plate bitch.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

If you call Massie a RINO

A guy who stood against gun control, endless wars, federal spending, elite pedophiles and foreign aid

What is a Republican then?

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Wish they went after Epstein pedos like they going after Massie

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

If its big enough, all you need is one. 🔥💥💯

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

When my wife asks me why I need night vision goggles I send her this:

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you