sully 🪜

bitch i’m two phone baby cheem

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

elon: X Æ A-12, clean your room.

the room in question:

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

@STARREXIIC why isn’t anyone mentioning that this is the husband and wife law team

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

@DemeMarcovich @yankspilled everyone’s genetics are continuous back forever dude

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

@DemeMarcovich @yankspilled italy only unified 5 years before the first mlb team was created. every state in the tri state area is older than italy

[Nick Underhill @nick_underhill]

The Chargers said Drew Brees was a bust. Canton agreed.

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

The photo you’ve all been waiting for

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Wow. Grok was undressing minors for weeks but the Minnesota shooting video gets flagged within the hour

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

There is a SNIPER on campus at Utah Valley University.

UCF transfer Tyler Hendricks is shooting 50.7% from beyond the arc this season for the Wolverines. Utah Valley takes on Tarleton State tomorrow night.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog

[Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal]

It must be tough to go to a sorry football school like Notre Dame, Alabama or Miami and not even know if you are gonna go to the CFP. that's why I went to a blue blood like Tulane

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

@nick_field90 https://t.co/EIaW0xGZax

[Aaboom16🇸🇴 @aaboom16]

There is no takeover. Minnesota has always been our land. My ancestors were born in what is now called Worthington (Kismayo)

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

December 2️⃣ College Football Playoff Selection Committee Rankings

2️⃣0️⃣. Tulane // @GreenWaveFB

#CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

I lived in south Louisiana most of my adult life so let me translate for those outside of that region. Here, “banana stand” actually means “children’s hospital”

[Sean @panoptisean]

Squidward is misunderstood and has a rich interior life, and although he has been beaten down by the indignities of service work, he still finds time to pursue his hobbies. However, that doesn’t make him a good person. He is misanthropic and cruel, and extremely self absorbed.

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

yeah alright just let him poach all of our players sure thanks @DavidHarrisAD

[Tulane Green Wave @TulaneAthletics]

The following is a message from @DavidHarrisAD regarding the future of @GreenWaveFB.

#RollWave 🌊

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

fuck this guy

[Tulane Football @GreenWaveFB]

Quite a run for the HBC 🔒

Job is not finished! 💪

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

@CoachJonSumrall you will never play in a conference championship again lmao

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

@CoachJonSumrall eat shit

[sully 🪜 @ch33ms]

@CoachJonSumrall fuck you