Lily

i would but i can’t

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

librarian complimented the book i was checking out

[Lily @ch3rrysoup]

I saw this tweet before I went to bed last night and it ended up in my dreams

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Vacuuming your car like this is so fuckin nails

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Another Monday at the shareholder value factory

[Lily @ch3rrysoup]

@oreoeocat My heart hurts for you. Forever thankful that you shared her with all of us.

My childhood cat had an in-home euthanasia. While it was so very emotional, I wouldn’t do it any other way. Oreo is so lucky to have you.

[jynx @jynxbby]

well that's not very in love with me of you

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

“But that’s neither here nor there” is a terrifying thing to say. Where is it

[emily (very brave) @positivelyem]

Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required

[Variety @Variety]

David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78 https://t.co/0MFQwZlkP6

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Sorry for tweeting so much, but Twitter throttles out-bound links, so I'm trying this again.

SoCal animal shelters are overwhelmed with people dropping off injured animals they can't take with them as they flee. Many are in need of volunteers, money, and foster homes 🧵

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

RFK better not be getting any ideas

[sarina @sariverse]

drinking is interesting bc it’s like all of This is already in u. ur kinda just blurring out the Wall. but if u consciously take down the wall brick by brick then being sober is way more of the Vibe

[ghost girl rose @TeenyGhosts]

I ate 10 gas station hot dogs and now I can only turn my head to the left