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[Christine✨☠️ @ch_door]

hii i met adam driver last night (security wouldn’t allow selfies) but i will never recover he is a dream

[kage @sukikage_]

Self undiagnosing. I’m fine

[Christine✨☠️ @ch_door]

@NoahKahan concert on August 9. Day 1 of manifesting Call Your Mom

[♡ guilty as sina?❤️‍🔥 @thisismebiing]

spiderman brand new day highkey unrealistic cause mamdani would’ve never let that happen in his new york

[𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐣𝐢 🪻 @horamiji]

AND THE WAY THE CROWD STAND OVATION WHEN HE FINISHED IT MAN—

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

I saw Hadestown yesterday and then when we left I walked behind my friend and said "I'm Eurydice, don't turn around" and she immediately turned to ask "what?" 😭😭😭

[3 dot moron ● ● ● @punished_moron]

unfortunately have discovered the most amazing little perfect new bar in my neighborhood and when I walked in the first thing the bartender said was "don't get too attached to godzilla, we're about to put on jeopardy"

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[david @semisauced]

Stopped sharing my location with a girl I haven't talked to in 3 years and she texted me 6 min later asking why I did that

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual and I 1000% believe that. Lmao

[lanie @lanielaniela]

not to out myself as a former theater kid AND a savannah banana apologist at the same time but: this is very fun

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

as someone who has been a fan of mexico’s soccer team for almost fifteen minutes i find england’s victory to be a spit in the face of justice and love

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The World Cup is proof that if it weren't for our leaders, the majority of us would get along just fine. It's the global version of "When the boss isn't here, we all just come in and get our work done.

[mari @fcmareee]

México potentially playing Scotland is going to unlock levels of drinking the world has never seen before

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[bulu ketek ohtani @H0RANGI]

you can tell shohei ohtani’s mood post game by his ig story:
- if he posts none, that means the team lost and he’s not happy.
- if he posts less than 4, the team won but he’s not too happy abt his performance.
- 4 ig stories, he’s average happy.
- more than 4, he’s ELATED.