Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

A Sweary Melancholic Misanthrope. "There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke”

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

https://t.co/dEF957gCJh will take you straight there
Cha0tic13 on Threads and therefore Instagram. I don’t know how either of them work.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@Hedgehog1963 @James1940 @WeHaveWaysPod @ww2headquarters 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Oh! Bravo sir. Bravo.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@Renee88119 @Nas_tech_AI You’re either a bot or a simpleton. The whole point is that judges adjudicate the law without fear or favour. When your president is making illegal, immoral, or just down right stupid statements that’s when the judges who should be neutral step in and say “No”.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

Please tell me it’s Halo Jones.

[2000 AD Comics @2000AD]

This September we're launching a new series in the weekly 2000 AD... starring a returning character who hasn't been seen in the Prog in nearly forty years!

Who will it be?

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

I would rather do this on Bluesky but as @WeHaveWaysPod aren’t there. I’m going to have to do it here.
Actually no.
Fuck them.
I’m watching ‘A bridge too far’ and going to do it on Bluesky.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

This one is an absolute fucking doozy. I believe all religions are bullshit.
Here we go.
This is the big question.
How do you feel about Mormons?

[dragon dad771🇺🇸 @DragonDad771]

It's no secret. I believe Islam is a bullshit religion that believes in a pretend god with a stolen or fabricated mythology. Allah is pretend and Mohammed was a con man that desperately wanted some clout because he just sucked at life and couldn't get laid the honest way.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

Gunfights, fisticuffs and car chases. What’s not to like.
When I scroll through my streaming services and see Mr Statham is in a film. Yeah. That works for me.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Which actor always makes the movie they’re in better?

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@LifeIsAFilmFest @ATRightMovies Christ on a bike!! Yes yes a hundred times yes! Along with Frances McDormand. They will sell a film to me anytime.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@tppgilbert @ATRightMovies Good choice.
“A spoon?…”
If you picked him. You know what the answer is. And the delivery is superb.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@ArtbyBUCKTPS @ATRightMovies Really?!

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@darkdwarf @WeHaveWaysPod Then a third time to draw flak fire from the next bomber. He then went on to the next dam. The bombers that had dropped their bombs went home. He did all 3 dams. With combat stress (what we call ptsd now) and piles.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

Because of @WeHaveWaysPod I am watching. ‘633 Squadron’ I am going to revisit all the classic war movies I watched with my dad as a kid. (Even a bridge too far 😀) Then I shall start on the westerns. The music was always fucking epic until Star Wars.
I am now rewinding the film…

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@darkdwarf @WeHaveWaysPod That’s on my list. I’m wondering if any version I can find will mention the death of the dog 😉 checkout the @WeHaveWaysPod about the Dams raid. That man absolutely deserved The VC. He went round 3 times. Once to check the run in. 2nd time to drop his bomb.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

The other two should wear balaclavas as well. They have shit haircuts.

[Jack Hennessey @Jack_H2o]

The reason he wears the balaclava is because he’s in his late thirties, I think he was their geography teacher or something similar, he wears the balaclava because his dad dancing and swearing are just mortifyingly embarrassing when you know the truth …and no, you cannot unsee

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

So.
#633Squadron. The training is in Scotland. In rugged mountainous country to simulate the terrain of Norway where the mission will be.
Around 51 minutes in & the hero is fishing on a willow lined river with the heroine. It doesn’t look like Scotland to me. 🤔

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@darknytPB @ATRightMovies I watched this at the pictures and was blown away by the scene.

“They’re already dead”

That’s a way to open a film.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@darknytPB @ATRightMovies https://t.co/tkPesVRptb

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@rehhann @realMaalouf Yes. I’ve lived in worse bed sits.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

#633Squadron There is a #Singh as a pilot. I never noticed this watching it as a kid. I knew the commonwealth dominions & empire were all involved to beat the Nazis. Bravo 1960s film makers.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

@realMaalouf Why did she have to pick a different Invisible Pink Unicorn to follow? Atheism is an option. Humanism is an option.

[Lord Whitmore Reans 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @cha0tic]

….ro watch the Mosquitoes flying in again. Yes. I know I’ll see them flying later on in the film. But. You know. Epic aircraft & my dad worked for de Haviland and I was born within the sound of Hawarden aerodrome.