kevin chaba

Writer, but my real passion is nonsense. Overthinker of underwhelming thoughts. Weirdly, I'm against zip-tying children & genocide. Memes. TTRPGs. he/him

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

Today is:
1 week to Christmas
5th night of Chanukah
8 days to the start of Kwanzaa
5 days to Festivus
3 days to Yule
1 week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

Make America Great Again but it's just bulldozing civilization and giving it all back to the ferns

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

Shots fired by Merriam-Webster and I am so here for it 🖤

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

If you want to know my current December mental state, I just walked into a room in the house I've lived in for four years and reached for a light switch that has never existed

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

@IAmATree78 "string borrowers along" aka they promised something that Republicans repeatedly blocked

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

We adopted a cat a couple months ago, 10-ish yrs old and as far as they know he was a stray until he came to the shelter. Needed an X-ray and they found a BULLET in him. Can I just say one time, FUCK HUMANS!? Just needed to share that...

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

Alright already we'll all fuck off
OK don't worry we'll all fuck off
Even if things get heavy we'll all fuck off
Alright already we'll all fuck off
[uplifting]

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

@IAmATree78 It took me the grief of losing a loved one and subsequent 2+ of crying every day and in front of strangers in support groups to realize that I'm actually not in severe, genuine danger when I have feelings?? Takes a staggering amount of time and effort to overwrite old code.

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

Same but with using my walking pad

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

Not be cynical af? In this economy??

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

Sus af when the email from a major website has the subject line "Support Small Businesses: A Message from Our CEO"

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

@IAmATree78 For real, it's such a stress. We're all adults we can buy our own shit

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

Then *other* neighborhoods saw it, and instead of laughing full in their faces, they called it based af

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

The rise of authoritarianism in the US doesn't surprise me. We have homeowners associations.
Someone was like "I want my neighbors to pay me to tell them how to keep their houses" and the neighbors *all* agreed "we want to pay someone to tell all of us how to keep our houses"

[Kris Wilder @parkerquotes2]

I think evolution stopped working on some people

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

Oh you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Jizz is actually short for jigsaw puzzle.

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

There's some FBI agents doing their own Wrapped right now with the Epstein Files. "Hey Keith, this week you redacted Trump's name 3,298 times, you redacted Steve Bannon's name..."

[kevin chaba @chabawrites]

Corporate types are way too on board with adopting any business-related acronyms that come their way.
They won't even bat an eye, it could literally be like "What's this stand for? Direct Initiative Kits? Well, have those DIKs in my inbox by EOD."