Chris Covington

I like to pretend I have a social life by dressing up in costumes and either wacking people with foam weapons or pretending I'm a super hero with kids.

[POPDUST @Popdust]

The Huffington Post Calls It: "The First Wine Club To Get It Right" https://t.co/3fc8CekROL

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

I think I need an "America was never great" hat

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

If you can't watch Trump's #Inauguration speech, this subtitle kind of sums it up

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Trump just called our military "depleted". #Inauguration

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

Sometimes I feel bad about goofing off at work instead of doing my job. Then I remember I have shit pay.

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

"I'm never drinking again." I say as I schedule to go drinking again

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

AH YES NEW YEARS DAY

A YEAR OF BOUNDLESS POTENTIAL MUTED BY A HANGOVER THAT COULD MAKE A KING BEG FOR DEATH

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

@CurlyCowgill I feel like this is sarcastic

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

@CurlyCowgill Shit, didn't realize I was trying to keep that a secret

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

@CurlyCowgill ahem, you misquoted me.

[NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem]

How do you choose just 10? Well, we couldn't. Here are 17 memorable images from 2016, our penultimate year in space: https://t.co/yK8Uza3VrS

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

A girl suffering from Aquaphilia goes sailing with a severe Narcissist. Instead of meds, they bring a domesticated fowl. #shortermoana

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

@CurlyCowgill Fight them

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

no words #Devastated

[elisabeth @threelisabeth]

please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." ❤️❤️❤️

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

@DefinitelyStaci @CaFPodcast Got it, thanks!

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

@CaFPodcast I haven't really paid much attention, but is there a schedule for when new episodes come out?

[Chris Covington @ChaChaChea]

I should plan a party for New Years Eve. But that means I need to clean my house to prepare for a party.