chad haines 🌊

I'm a one-man angry mob. I don’t suffer fools gladly.

[chad haines 🌊 @chadchaines]

@kimmyshay Im already resigned. Im stepping away from politics. No following anything. No reading the news. I won’t even bother voting anymore. It’s pointless to me

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@LifeNyc2 @ArtCandee Lord, I hope so

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@PlNKBAWBlE Speaking of jokes… are you too stupid to realize that you don’t vote online?

If you’re going to lie at least do it well

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@justimportant2 @briantylercohen @NikkiHaley Do you know what a cult is?

Like, I would literally see you type of the definition

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@shockproofbeats There’s another Jon Favreau??

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@DrPepperHand @davidaxelrod Who’s Butler?

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@AndrasteNFTs @harris_wins The first official vote is in from Dixville Notch, NH. A town of 6 voters.

It was split 3-3

Not one voter was a registered Democrat

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@BiologicalWoma2 @harris_wins Not this Catholic voter, you right wing trumplefuck

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@GeigerNews @WSJ WSJ thinks Kamala will win. Trump has no one on the left to pardon

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Self care: I’m going to put the election in the back of my mind for awhile and focus on what I’m thankful for about the election.

Like wanting to high five celebrities that I normally don’t care at all about because I’ve now seen them publicly hating on trump

What’s yours?

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@RyanAFournier Did you email that to yourself too, you schmuck?

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@SamAntar @MarkLevineNYC At this point no one is trying to sway voters. It’s all about making sure registered voters get out and vote

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@KavitaNair70 @PRProSanDiego @jonfavs We’ll see! Keep in mind that’s only 6 votes and not one was Democrat!

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@tacoistired It’s because the owner famously used his squirrel account to promote his gay onlyfans page.
Surprise.

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@sketchynitsuj @TheNefilim @MuellerSheWrote @mchooyah Bruh. It’s okay if you’re in love with me.

I’m not gonna fuck you. Ever.

But it’s okay

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@sketchynitsuj @MuellerSheWrote @mchooyah Here’s an example:
“You must have a small, small dick” is a sentence that demonstrates both monosyllabic expression and accuracy.

[chad haines 🌊 @chadchaines]

@sketchynitsuj @MuellerSheWrote @mchooyah [translation: please use monosyllabic words around me.]