theres 2 emotions on leaving for college:
1. Fuck im gonna miss these people i hope ill see them when i get back
2. Thank God I’m leaving I can’t stand these fucking idiots. Can i please leave sooner?
WORST THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN WHILE SKYDIVING
4. Parachute fails
3. Eagle pecks your eyes out
2. You see your house from the sky & notice your parents making love in the garden
1. You're blown off course & land at a friend's wedding you said you couldn't attend because you're ill