Standing ovation. This is so goddam funny and so spot on. And the best part is, it would go right over the heads of everyone who really likes that dumbass flag
McKenna u need bottom mascara, boom roasted. Kelsey ur nose job sucks, boom roasted. Sydney ur a lyin ass bitch, boom roasted. Lexi ur a ginger, boom roasted. Victoria F I can see right through u, boom roasted. Victoria P ur nose job also sucks, boom roasted. #TheBachelor
why are people still making fun of the name chad. it’s one syllable. it’s aesthetically pleasing. my name’s chad and I’m nice. y’all are just letting dudes named preston go unchecked bc chad’s an easy target? c’mon man. hayden???? tucker????? gimme a fucking break
kelsey: i brought this bottle of champagne and it is so important I open it with peter
bachelor producers, thinking of all the ways they can f*ck this up:
#TheBachelorABC#TheBachelor