Chad McBee 🏳️‍🌈

Life's too short.

[goma @soigomaa]

After a certain age, your parents slowly become your children. They ask simple questions, repeat stories, and depend on your patience the way you once depended on theirs. Very few understand this role reversal.What looks like innocence or inconvenience is really time coming full circle. Don't correct them harshly. Don't rush them. Care for them the way they once protected you. This is not a burden. It is repayment.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I think if musicians want to stay out of politics then should also consider shutting the fuck up about Jesus

[Chad McBee 🏳️‍🌈 @chadgmcbee]

@VorsterHan21917 @FortniteStatus Same.

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

april fools is cancelled this year because there’s no bigger joke than the current state of america

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

For future use

[martha @mxmsworld]

They never do this with Klan members?

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley

[Eddy Bear 🧸 @LittleEddyBear]

Me when someone says “my partner” instead of wife/husband

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

This is the Hilarious Ross Matthews.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

How many school music programs got defunded for this

[Javad Khazaeli @javadesq]

Sooo. You all heard about the cop car that slammed into Bar PM Sunday night. And they arrested the owner for having the audacity to question him. Well here’s the video. 1/

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

Has any character ever demonstrated a greater sense of urgency than the woman who needed six eggs? I was 4 without the concept of strife yet in me when I first saw the film and yet I understood that consequences of her failure would be dire.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Fed up cat mom finally finds her kitten.. 😅

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i usually just use twitter for jokes and jabs but for a moment let me be sincere. i love you. happy pride

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

conservatives going to the mall tomorrow