the chad lib

25 toronto

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

i lowkey can't take it anymore

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

i might have to transition

[Jake Kozloski @jakozloski]

Philosophy is as male-coded as Football.

Across 4.1M listed interests on Keeper, men are 5x likelier to list Philosophy — tied with Gaming, Politics, and Football.

The women's list starts at 9x (BTS, a South Korean boy band) and goes to 26x (Acrylic Nails).

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

one of my friends just texted me she's single again and it's not weird bc we're friends who text regularly but it's weird bc we met on tinder and went on dates but we stayed friends and dated other people until i ghosted her for two years and we only started being friends again

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

holy fumble

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

cheating on ur wife with a ONS is so awful bc then u have to sleep over and lay next to some bitch u don't even like and then try to sleep in her uncomfy ass bed while she smells wrong just so u can go home to ur wife in the morning and love her more for it

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

"uhhh my night boners are really healthy because we uhhh measure them! also i take daily viagara. please look at my girlfriends vagina"

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

i can't believe people are taking this seriously and haven't realized that he has for a while now has an exhibitionist medicine fetish and that's partly the basis for this whole "protocol"

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I take Cialis, but not for sex.

It’s actually a longevity medicine.

Cialis (Tadalafil) is great for the same reason it gives you fantastic erections… it improves blood flow.

Studies show that Tadalafil…

+ 34% reduced all-cause mortality
+ 27% reduced major heart disease
+ 34% reduced stroke
+ 32% reduced dementia

It has also shown benefit in insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, and reduction of body fat.

Women have blood vessels too, so theoretically they'd get the same longevity upside. The research is thinner, but early signals are promising.

It’s sad that when men and women could benefit from it can miss out because it’s taboo.

My protocol is 5mg daily and I've been on it for about two years.

*Observational research shows associations, not causation. Outcomes may be influenced by underlying differences in study populations. This is not medical advice and is shared for informational purposes only.

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

back when i was a child i was obsessed with the idea of being a hermit

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

we have rape at home

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

bro hasn't encountered the Shuttle Buses

[Citizens of Toronto @citizensof416]

Welcome to Toronto! @TTChelps

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

being canadian is so embarrassing bc u have to deal with ur men's football team sucking and also ur ex failson prime minister dating a flopstar

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

im lowkey still mad as hell at taylor swift over no debut tv like what is her deal

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

putting this on my hinge with no context

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

i miss doing stimulants so bad

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

walk so long ur fingers feel tight

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

do you guys think elon musk will die a natural death or do u guys think something else will happen to him

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

carrie is pissing me off so bad like just leave that man aloneeee

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

@yenvgb #soon

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

regular ppl have no idea how privileged they are to be essentially invisible bc i live under the constant oppression of knowing that if i ever happen to pass through anywhere twice i may be instantly recognized by total strangers who've seen the back of my head one time

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

@yenvgb chad wig era

[the chad lib @chadlibitum]

@yenvgb complete strangers looove introducing themselves for the first time by saying "oh i see you around here all the time!" GO AWAY