chad

Agency UI/UX Director. I design things — sometimes they look nice. Twitter is a comedy writing exercise.

[chad @chadomalley]

@ByYourLogic Jesus, how did that post end up as catnip for India bots?

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I like how Ohio evolved from a mocking joke, then into an ironic internet meme and now something earnestly enjoyable.

Still, we're one of the leading producers of serial killers and presidential candidates.

Please enjoy, 'Ohio All the Time' by Momma.

https://t.co/xxagNopl96

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Eh, just not going to cut my hair ever again. I’m fine with this new reality.

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@hausofdecline The years of transition was entirely for this bit. Devious 👏

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I feel like we’re in the enshittification death rattle for a bunch of prominent platforms that were already on their way out. Chrome removing uBlock Origin capabilities, twitter ruining the block function — it seems as if a lot of the old guard is finally wrapping up.

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@SweatieAngle Jeeze, I haven’t seen someone use the word ‘Yoink’ since cartoons in the 90’s. Absolutely need to bring that back to my daily vocabulary.

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@justinboldaji My Skibidi Was Gone

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@alecrobbins I pray this turns into one of those 'free Pizza Hut coupons in old TMNT NES game manual' deals where the company follows through 30 years later, but now New Line Cinema is forced to film a Mask sequel starring Jim Carrey because you entered.

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@CerberusXt *Character casually interacting with a younger relative*

That Dude: Do I sense romance?

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@drivingmemadi @ReallyJustABlox It’s 3am, can’t sleep, need to be up in 5 hours so I’m apparently reading the Wikipedia article on Saint Germain and Austrian royalty from the 1600’s. How I get here I don’t know, but I will inevitably be regretting so in a few hours.

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@airbagged What frustrates me most is people's unwillingness to learn or delve deeper into any subject. To remain purposefully ignorant of a topic you supposedly have opinions on baffles me. And this is for both sides of *any* topic! I may not agree, but respect you did *some* research.

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@MikeDrucker Spoilers: Ringo gets eaten by a T-Rex.

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@CoreyBrickley I’ll be honest: I don’t think the Elder Scrolls series would be as broadly popular as they are if the weird jank mods didn’t exist. Sure they would be successful for the core gaming crowd, but I remember as a teen seeing normal folk share wild Oblivion Burger King mods on Myspace

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@JoeKassabian When you want to go to war against the government but mom says you can’t wear your nice boots when LARPing in the mud.

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Halfway through working on this dude I decided the pose was such a pain in the butt to deal with, I just wanted him to be done. Not super happy with washes on the flat armor, but live and learn.

8 more of these boys to go for Orktober. Catching up on a lot of films during this.

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@BrndnStrssng @rickdank_o The realization Schwartzman’s character burning his hand in the film was the actor actually spiraling *while* performing was so well done. The parallels of processing death both in front of and behind the scenes was expertly-crafted.

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@penfoldsfiv @DEADLINE Bill Maher is just a shock jock for elderly fiscally conservative/socially liberal-types.

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@Srirachachau As someone who is only tangibly aware of Degrassi, is it safe to assume this started as a semi-realistic account of modern teenagers before going full CW genre-TV goofiness?