Chad Selph

transit 🚈, tennis🎾, ultimate, chess♜, functional programming λ, karaoke 🎤,⚡️🚲,⚡️🛹 #bancars

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My favorite story from the Bible is when Baby Jesus was visited by the three wisemen, a modem, a Seahawks hat and 2 staplers.

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@CookUpCam https://t.co/br0MvuGuxF

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@Served_Podcast seems like the chase website is down

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@maxflav diarrhea — dia-rrheally bad shit

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@thomasschiavone Get some udon while you’re there

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@thomasschiavone I prefer inner Sunset because of the N

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@thomasschiavone Yeah I’ve asked it for APIs for sites that don’t have APIs and it invents entire developer portals

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Rock’s loss to paper was a quality loss

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Week 15 RPS Rankings

AP Poll
1. Rock
2. Scissors
3. Paper

Coaches Poll
1. Scissors
2. Rock
3. Paper

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Love reading "Customer questions & answers" on Amazon when the answerer misunderstood the point of the question.

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We don’t talk enough about how from the mall we can take a train that goes to a park, a zoo, or the ocean.

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@sbchopra @maxflav Rules are rules

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I got this ad in the mail; some kind of bougie chia pet?! Ch-ch-ch-likhâ

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@knowledge_fight Here's Dall-E 2's interpretation of your wish of a witch riding a waterslide

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Pitch for horror movie: an evil murderous spirit you can only see through an AR app

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Being too high to perform Afroman because I got high at karaoke is kinda on-brand

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@maxflav

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For $4 Wasn’t me by shaggy took 20 minutes but for $2.76 Gasolina by Daddy Yankee wasn’t played immediately

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The DJ has a QR code for his venmo. What’s the worst song you can request for $4?

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@lizziepika I have access yes but they’re not giving us invites to send, just have to be on the waitlist. Check your email though, I got access mid-July but only noticed the email this week.

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Everyone is posting such awesome #dalle images meanwhile I'm just getting nightmares