god’s personal jester

uses light mode and isn’t ashamed about it! peaked in 2014, cannot accept the passage of time, etc | she/her

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

can’t a girl joke about losing her mind without getting several “are you okay” messages

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

anyway what’s the point of enduring winter’s misery if I still have to be terrorized by stink bugs

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

never mind I had to rip my arms out of it as soon as I got to a stoplight

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

trying to remember I CAN do hard things. I CAN drive while wearing a jacket or coat

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

(except what actually happened is I got sucked into a tv series and have just been a slave to netflix instead of my phone ❤️)

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

accidentally took a social media break can u even believe!!! 😍

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

@marlborogirl777 no I had to have a talk with myself to tell me to get a grip. something sinister was going on astrologically, I think

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

(I will still never forgive her for roar tho, as any 2013 college freshman would agree)

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

we took katy perry in her prime for granted. we didn’t know to savor what we had when we had it </3

[daniel @dirty__dan_____]

me checking if my pizza’s almost ready

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

we should be able to report accounts for being lame

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

@AbbigailWehling the tear tracks kill me

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

❤️

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

right underneath taylor swift killing the planet with her private jet is my name with my paper towel usage i am just cranking through those

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

false alarm I have a sinus infection

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

omg wait is dental emergency how week 4 of my new year is going to take place?? bc it’s been some type of misfortune since I woke up on jan 1

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

omg wait is dental emergency how week 4 of my new year is going to take place?? bc it’s been some type of misfortune since I woke up on jan 1

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

don’t get it twisted, I’m still gonna wait a bit and see if it just goes away. that’s my method for most things

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

I think the jig is up for me. my hand is being forced. I have to face the consequences of my actions (i’m gonna have to go to a dentist for the first time since 2012 bc my tooth hurts kind of a lot)

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

thank you malt o meal

[god’s personal jester @chaindawgg]

@MaltOMealCereal you haven’t tweeted since 2022 and idk if this is even your real account but coco wheats are very precious and meaningful to me and yes I might have a fever right now but I just wanted to tell you that so you never discontinue them. I love coco wheats