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I am damaged and this is where I can express that

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Why do “R” and “T” have to be so close on the keyboard? I always be typing “you tight!” instead of “you right!” 🙄 so embarrassing.

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Ayo who still on Twitter? Daddy’s home 🤪

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@joshdehart_ HAHAHAHA

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@fuckedupfoods

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Dad, if you can’t even roll a 20 on DnD dice, what makes you think you can win the Mega Millions?

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The world is REALLY gaslighting me. GAH!

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I’m remembering that time I bought my ex a really nice collector’s plush… and he let his dog chew it up 😭

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OH MY FUCKING GOD A PIGEON JUST FLEW INTO MY FACE I FELT ITS WINGS AND EVERYTHING EWWWWWEWWWEWEE 😭😭😭

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Schrödinger? A gas-lighter 😤

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@Zach__Frank *When you have dinner and then head straight to a quickie*

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@aikopasion Can’t wait for that for you

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Christians be like: The conception is ✨immaculate✨😍

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Baja Blue Ball Blaster

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@joshdehart_ Heterophobic 😍

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Some of the most boring people I’ve ever met were straight

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@lenallynne I’ll tell you all about it soon 😅

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Guys. TMI, but I literally passed out from bottoming. LOL.

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@lenallynne K*ll them omg

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I was walking in the Castro wearing my Pittsburgh Pirates hat and this disheveled man walked up to me and said “you have a little P on your hat! I have a little Pee on my hat too sometimes, but I just wipe it off with a towel” 💀