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[voluble tug-boat captain @chajax]

@fklein907 There are worse ways to waste your parents' money, I suppose

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@fklein907 but did he get laid?

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@pinstripealley

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@KrangTNelson "Ok next I want the one where they play cricket on the beach and Jack is horny for the murderous chieftainess with the pointy teeth."

Lackey: "Ah, The Nutmeg of Consolation. A fine choice, sir."

[voluble tug-boat captain @chajax]

@KrangTNelson Me: "Give me the one where they fight the Turkish pirates"
Lackey: "Ionian Mission, coming up sir"

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@MrJeffWinn @adamjohnsonCHI @KrangTNelson Yeah, is it the Bisbee pillow?

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@pescami

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@dirtbagqueer Could be worse. You could be bleeding out in El Paso or learning the Cold Hard Facts of Life

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?".

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, with colleagues, I introduced legislation to block arms sales to Israel.

Sending more weapons to Netanyahu's extremist government is immoral & illegal: U.S. weapons are responsible for far too many civilian casualties in Gaza.

We must end our complicity in this atrocity.

[voluble tug-boat captain @chajax]

@nkulw Helping someone with their stroller will make you feel better about yourself all day. It's a no-brainer

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The way Islamophobia and anti-Arab hatred is so deeply normalized and accepted in our politics is horrifying.

It rarely receives the equal condemnation it deserves. It is inexcusable and a massive double standard.

This is disgusting. And so is the silence around it. We see it.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

This is policy in the West Bank: shoot first, ask no questions later.

The US cannot continue to turn a blind eye to the illegal actions of the extremist Israeli government.

We cannot allow American citizens and innocent Palestinians to be killed with impunity.

We must act.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

Number of escalators by state

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@TownsUsa Love the scale. 2 or >2, fantastic

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@ettingermentum "The people moving into towns with names like Woodland Peak, Texas and Super Profit Springs, Florida all come from somewhere, and a lot of them are conservatives moving from blue states hoping to find a right-wing Wakanda."