Chris Hallenbeck

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

"Relativity applies to physics, not ethics."

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Learn about how we're harnessing hyperscale and maximizing memory with Intel Optane Persistent memory. You'll never want to go back to your current computer storage memory technology after this! https://t.co/blTylIUtSL

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Take the next step in learning more about what the SAP HANA #DataManagement Suite has in store, and join me as I discuss the road map for the Suite at #SAPPHIRENOW

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The Intelligent Enterprise is on the rise, and we have the means to help you rise along with it. Learn more by reading here https://t.co/If3H0O0MyV

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It’s finally here!!! Intel non-volatile DRAM is finally shipping and natively supported by SAP HANA 2.3

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Keep up to date with the latest innovations by joining me as we take a look at the latest #HANA features at #SAPPHIRENOW.

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Evidence that @SAP offers the most complete cloud in the enterprise includes leader position in @Forrester Translytical Wave report, where SAP “crushes translytical workloads.” More insights from @Forbes about SAP’s future here https://t.co/yT00GnXmUg #HANADisrupt

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"SAP crushes translytical workloads" according to @forrester. @SAP has received 5/5 scores in 18 of the evaluation criteria from The @forrester Wave: Translytical Data Platforms, Q4 2017 https://t.co/UTfFGnxSv5

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@Uber_Support @Uber you asked me to send you info in a Direct Message on your driver that stole my wallet and now no response for 10 hours??

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@Uber_Support Done.

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@Uber_Support @uber Oh Uber, why aren't you responding...? You have a driver that has stolen my wallet. What will you do about it?

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@Uber_Support @uber Why aren't you responding...? Your driver stole my wallet and I need your help to get it back or file a police report.

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@Uber_Support @uber This auto response is unhelpful. As I told you, the trip isn't showing in my history so I can't use the link you gave.

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@Uber_Support Why aren't you responding...? Your driver stole my wallet and I need your help to get it back or file a police report.

[Chris Hallenbeck @challenbeck]

@Uber_Support This automated response is unhelpful. As I told you, the trip isn't showing in my history so I can't use the link you gave.

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@Uber I left my wallet in one of your cars and now that trip isn't showing up in my history - nice driver. - please contact me ASAP

[EricS @Erich1S]

“@kentsaiSAP: Hasso: @SAPInMemory .. against the common practice of the last 50 years in enterprise systems @challenbeck @prakashdarji #EnSW

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Hey @nstevenlucas @i_khana @applebyj check out my new blog - NoSQL, OldSQL, NewSQL, In-Memory & #saphana. http://t.co/kaCCzRELlK

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Here @SAPsv we’re helping the world run better. Check out how I #pitchSAP, now share yours! https://t.co/Hu1PUjCvhg

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S/4 HANA - Game Changer that makes Quality Data the Immutable Rule! http://t.co/giQAllA8rx #scn via @SAPCommNet