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[nick @chamern1k]

in 6 months to a year we’re gunna get articles about “angry applying”

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

They can’t keep getting away with this.

[ostonox @ostonox]

You got 2 years @RitchieTorres

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

"an epic failure on the level of birds of prey" sorry anyone who thinks birds of prey is a bad movie has shit taste

[c @lgbtimelord]

this means nothing to me because I've never once in my life have taken seriously what men have to say about supergirl

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

they won. you're afraid of your neighbours and fellow workers instead of the bourgeoisie, who steal the equivalent value of that computer from you over and over and over until you die. they own you completely

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

"You unlock your house every day with a key, so why is it suddenly a problem if the government and every corporation you've ever interacted with gets a copy of that key and access to your house!?"

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

No Giants players have ever *once* written a Bible verse on their hats

Pride night rolls around and 3 Giants players write Bible verses on hats for the first times in their careers—hats that they *didn’t even have to wear*

It’s hate. Accept the social consequences for it, loser

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

“We voted for him because of the economy” was always a lie. They support Trump because they are racist

[Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein]

How is it even legal to fundamentally surrender US sovereignty?

[nick @chamern1k]

@iSherpool she was a permaban character with some of the highest mobility in the game, with abilities on no cooldown including wallhacks and invisibility, i-frames, a better bucky ult and you expected her to not get nerfed? lmfao

[🇲🇽 marco ☭ 🔻 @OcramsReyzor]

This is AI, do not come

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

Elon Musk just became the world’s first trillionaire.

Let’s make sure he’s also the last.

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

For a guy who spent the last decade talking about privatizing profits and socializing losses, to be on the same page as Trump on this is ludicrous and embarrassing

[Freedom Fed 🌐🗽🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦 @fedtanyl]

Republicans are actual demons in human flesh man wtf

[Sonia Baschez @SoniaBaschez]

shout out to all the people who couldn’t vote for him because he was a billionaire 🙄

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

"just lock in"
bro what you are looking at is literal multigenerational oil baron, emerald mine, slave owner-money

[nick @chamern1k]

@jlarkytweets just draft both

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[paulypandemic @we_are_ssd]

Katie Porter screwed over California and now we’re going to have Mr. Chevron McDonalds running it. Great work Katie.

[𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩 @HelmetAddict]

Yeah let's keep pretending what is basically a 23 year old stadium is some crumbling ruin that the Bears can't possibly keep playing in.