Christian Hamilton

ER Nurse

[Christian Hamilton @chamilton215]

Making big steps in the medical community 💉 ☤

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Petco Park has found out about Bryce Harper's toothpaste scandal

[MLB @MLB]

You don't see baseballs go there very often 😳

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

How Kyle Schwarber's 8th inning bomb sounded on Red Sox radio

"You cannot exhale here at all"

*three seconds later*

"Pitchisdrilledhighanddeepandit's2-0philliesthatthingisabsolutelydemolished"

[MLB @MLB]

Bryce Harper makes it BACK-TO-BACK homers 🔥

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

There is a chance that Kyle Schwarber and Bryce Harper could both hit their 400th career home runs this season.

Harper is at 373, needs 27 more.

Schwarber is at 355, needs 45 more.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Bryce Harper last 15 games:

.348 BA
4 HR
10 RBI

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

“You talk about staying behind the baseball…”

@TheMayorsOffice and Mark DeRosa dissect Bryce Harper's swing 🔍

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

The Phillies scored 5 runs with 2 home runs in the inning after Elmo joined the broadcast

[MLB @MLB]

Bryce Harper is heating up 🔥

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Trevor Bauer sucks so much. He’s so washed.

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

I’ve been laughing at this tweet for 10 straight minutes 😭😭😭

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Bryce 💣

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

No doubt about it

[MLB @MLB]

THREE MLB GAMES
THREE HOME RUNS

Munetaka Murakami is blasting baseballs to start his MLB career 😤

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Opening day at Dodger Stadium:

Two tickets in section 309: $818
Two hours in traffic: A part of your soul
General parking: $45
Shohei Ohtani souvenir cup: $75
Two micheladas: $54
Two Dodger Dogs: $16
Peanuts: $7

Remembering why you don’t go to Dodger Stadium anymore: Priceless

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

Cruz, get ready to learn DH buddy!!

[MLB @MLB]

Looking gorgeous, Philly 😍

#OpeningDay

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Your 2026 Philadelphia Phillies!

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

this is going to turn into one of the most forgotten home runs in baseball history isn't it