Chamnpps

hmm…

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[Chamnpps @Chamnpps]

where my evil witch at

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[Finn-9️⃣ @Sharp_Sticks]

'Power' Alfred Kubin

[vost @foolibuster]

the recurrence

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[Chamnpps @Chamnpps]

@refriedbuttsect when I was a kid I thought this was how my shoes got untied

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My work hired a guy that's the size of a paperclip. Everyone's flocking over to him and chatting him up like he's some sort of celebrity, giving him morsels. I'm going to flick him in the air like a paper football once the coast is clear

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[Chamnpps @Chamnpps]

this scene would have saved the 2nd mario movie

[Ashtray @CypherPunkCypu]

@cianeatsgrass

[blue dawn @uhnito]

new little boy that im babysitting (watching zooptopia): elephants have no teeth
me: yes they do
him: I joke you :)

[.stuff @vintagestuff4]

That's Me
Louie Zong

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: we have to bar the door. the king’s guard will be here any moment, we can’t let them find you. If they do…i…I can’t lose you.
the ork ive been raising as my son: gorgutz…was…bad?
me: of course not gorgutz

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[whispers to my gf after she made a comment about how big donkey kong's arms are] do you know how that makes me feel

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

The pilot slaps trump in the face: “That’s for getting us into this mess!”

He then leans in and kisses trump French style: “And THATS for saving my life…”