Jar Jar Biegs

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there… My best friends Ben Affleck…

[Sam Altman @sama]

the openai leadership team, particularly mira brad and jason but really all of them, have been doing an incredible job through this that will be in the history books.

incredibly proud of them.

[rich @birthdayrich]

You don’t think…🤔🧐

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Great season for the Kings but watching the Warriors ignore Domantas Sabonis on the perimeter and limit him inside while Kevon Looney bullied him on the boards has to raise questions. Was this an issue unique to GSW matchup? Does he need an enforcer next to him? A lot to resolve.

[Frankie Cartoscelli @FCartoscelli3]

Two All-Stars.
Coach of the Year.
Clutch Player of the Year.
All-Rookie play from Keegan Murray.
All-NBA-level seasons for De'Aaron Fox & Domantas Sabonis.
First playoff appearance in 17 years.
First Pacific Division clinch in 20 years.
The birth of the Beam.

The 2022-23 Kings will be remembered for a long time around Sacramento 👑

[𝒿𝑒𝓃𝓃 🎀 @Jennmayer07]

I think the Kings are the better team than the Dubs but the Dubs experience is enough to make it a push. Which reminds me just a smidge of another particularly competitive Kings Pacific Division playoff matchup.

[David Stauffer @TheDstauff]

CLINCHED. For the first time in 17 years, the @SacramentoKings are headed to the playoffs…ending the longest active playoff drought in American professional sports.

I’ve been compiling clips for this video all season. This is my tribute to THE BEAM SEASON. #SacramentoProud #LightTheBeam #ForeverPurple @mmcnair

[The Kings Herald @thekingsherald]

DeMarcus Cousins & Ashley https://t.co/JxHUJLa9MI

[Jar Jar Biegs @champkindakind]

I can’t help but now watch every Kings game with the lens of “who’s my dog of the game so far?” @DeuceMason @momoragan #sacramentokings

[Sean Chew @chewislin]

WE DID IT YALLLLLL

[Jar Jar Biegs @champkindakind]

@KyleDraperTV Hell yeah - congrats man! August 4, 2021 I changed my life and have been sober ever since. It’s not easy but sure is a fuller, clearer, more gratifying life. One day at time 🙌🏼 go kings

[Cameron Salerno @cameronsalerno1]

Kings fans should send this to any girl/wife/partner

[Jar Jar Biegs @champkindakind]

@BarstoolBigCat @StellaBlueCoff 188.7

[🐟 @itsabestill]

I love this team with all of my heart, man.

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

A fat conservative bitch with an only fans named January Sixxx

[alex @steven_lebron]

furkan korkmaz wondering if anyone still remembers his trade request:

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

happy new year

[4th and Dude @4thAndDude]

So excited for 90% of bars across the US to unknowingly show the BC / Nova game after leaving their TVs on Fox. The country will have never been so confused.

[50cent @50cent]

so you know, this is how it all went down in Sac Town 🤦‍♂️somebody getting a pay cut if the owners gotta keep doing push ups • https://t.co/jnbpt4Vpb3