Conor Chamness

I’ve never been to the moon, you’re confusing me with someone else

[Daniel Dolores @blackmagicninja]

Still holding out hope for Bran to do this when the Night King enters the battle field... #GameOfThornes

[Conor Chamness @chamwow_]

Now I love an authentic live Nativity, but I feel like they could've at least given the woman playing Mary an epidural

[Conor Chamness @chamwow_]

Excited to announce this account is now your one stop shop for scathing political send ups. How's this for a viral song: Simple Plan X School House Rock- "I'm just a bill and life is a nightmare"

[Conor Chamness @chamwow_]

@FutchConnor I too have longed for the days of eternal warfare. Infinite battle, where the only thing more certain than the sunrise, is the fact that you might not live to see the next one. Let us revel in the joys of ceaseless bloodshed. A euphoria not even a new Star Wars movie can rival

[Conor Chamness @chamwow_]

@Sali_Bae The name comes with unlimited salad, breadsticks, and ridicule by her peers

[Conor Chamness @chamwow_]

I totally forgot the 5th of November this year

[Conor Chamness @chamwow_]

I'd like to officially announce I am a social media influencer

[Bobby Looney @bobbylooney2]

This song can make even the best moments better #MastersSunday #Tiger #MyHeartWillGoOn

[Conor Chamness @chamwow_]

Name a more iconic duo. You can't.

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

"yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho"

[Conor Chamness @chamwow_]

@BC_ResLife @Josh_michael2 what's the tailgating situation for Iggy?

[Josh @jowil94]

@BC_ResLife the mods and Ignacio are fairly similar right?

[Conor Chamness @chamwow_]

@bobbylooney2 so many people coming back! Awesome!

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Just saw an air freshener so big they had to tie it on top of the car

[Brandon the Cow @Brampersandon_]

PILGRIM 1: we need a side dish with our turkey
PILGRIM 2: lets stuff bread up the birds ass & eat it
PILGRIM 1: I was thinking corn but ok

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

If you urinate in a pair of swim goggles and strap them to your face you won't need Instagram anymore.