𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀

fuck the world 🌎

[Grant Neiffer @gneiffer07]

I really hope the White Sox win the World Series just so I can see more of these interviews

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@JCFights I’m pretty sure if you have 90k to bet you’re already someone rich 💀

[Warren @swd2]

The chlorine causes the fish to suffocate while also burning them alive. Most are dead within 15 minutes. But hey, the MAGA kids got to play.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@HoodRich4Pres Thx g! The truth

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@therandom58 @GloryMoa @JabLikeRoach You must watch home 24/7!!

[Deborah @mi_reina130]

Caleb Hammer goes off on guest after she calls Tinder date a creep for wanting to hook up.

Guest: So because I was in Austin, I’m like, “Oh, let me get Tinder again to explore the area with an attractive male.” He lowkey followed me up to my hotel room.

Caleb Hammer: Who?

Guest: This guy from Tinder.

Caleb Hammer: You met a random guy from Tinder the moment you landed in Austin?

Guest: No, I did some things by myself. I actually was like going to try to just find somebody like, “Oh, let’s go to a nice food spot or something.” I’ve never been here.

Caleb Hammer: Okay, so you met…

Guest: Yes.

Caleb Hammer: …a man…

Guest: Yes.

Caleb Hammer: Okay.

Guest: …and then he was trying to hook up with me and I was like, “No, I’m not like that anymore.” And then I lowkey kicked him out.

Caleb Hammer: This is… this is so interesting. Ladies and gentlemen, have you followed what she just said? I’m going to show you, unfortunately, the modern young woman in grand display. She went around with a lot of guys and hooked up. Okay, that’s good. She consented to it, they consented to it. Then she flew here in Austin, chose to meet up with a guy, the guy wanted to hook up, and she just made him sound like a creep for coming with her to the hotel and trying to hook up.

Guest: Well, we were walking around in public and then I’m like, “Oh, do you want to walk me…” Like, he was just standing there near me at the elevators. I’m like, “Are you going to walk me up?” And he’s like, “I don’t care.” And then I was like, “I’m just going to go,” and he just followed me a bit.

Caleb Hammer: Do you not understand what you just said? You were like, “Do you…” You wanted him to walk you up and stuff.

Guest: I didn’t! I was just trying to go up.

Caleb Hammer: What did you just… You are the modern young woman! You guys are broken. The moment you guys want to hook up, it’s totally good. But if a guy wants to hook up, it’s creepy and weird. You know you can just say no and move on with your life.

[baby🍀 @shalomdfirstt]

Nah… the heatwave is melting trees, butter, vitamins, and even metals. This is insane. 😳😭

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@x3r1371056 @DailyLoud Deadass, this is literally the only skit keeping bro in the league

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@McGregorRousey2 @Hassanwellss Bro just wanna have a conversation with somebody😩🤣🤣🤣

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@Sourceofboxing More than the UFC will ever pay him lmao

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@Wes_nship Global warming, game is changing

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Meanwhile, another man took his son on a college tour — because he’s an absent father… Priorities 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Insider trading is just allowed now I guess

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@Pickwith456 Liverpool ML

[BIG BOARD BETS @SGP_Vick]

What a start to the day for VIP!

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@PropFinderApp Don’t blame bam, blame the wizards 💀🤣

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@sharpboyjon Fucker

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓 ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ🥀 @chan_2lit]

@StreetFightsHQ He feeding the streets