Chandler Candela

Off-brand illustrator, name-brand dork (he/him)
encartoned with @TEAMEGGTROOP
commissions open

[Chandler Candela @chancanan_]

All my rpg characters to scale, vol. 2! (2018-2022) this was super fun, and I definitely don't play enough goblins 🤘
L->R,
Whitemoth, Dunder, Potroast, Crab, Leek, Sunshower, Barton, Gilroy, Bloatfly and Scab!

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs

[Librarianshipwreck @libshipwreck]

“Meet the firefighters refusing to pour gasoline everywhere.”

[Nadira Ali🇵🇸 @Nadira_ali12]

Free Media

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Officials from New Mexico say if Trump, Bondi, or Patel call them about their plan to dig up Epstein’s Zorro pedophile ranch for bodies, they’ll record the call live on their state website so everyone can hear them trying to interfere and obstruct justice.

[Restricted Daily @RestrictedDaily]

I’m genuinely confused. We’re dumping Epstein files, parading names, laying out rape and pedophilia like it’s a damn spreadsheet, and then… nothing. No arrests. No perp walks. No accountability. So what’s the plan here exactly? Are we just supposed to stare at this filth, rage-scroll, and pretend exposure equals justice? Because right now it feels like the system is saying, here’s the proof, here’s the monsters, now go back to work and shut up. If this isn’t followed by real consequences, then all this “truth” isn’t a reckoning — it’s just another sick reminder that there are two sets of rules, and the worst people somehow never play by either

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

We could start with orders to murder noncombatants on the high seas.

[Rick Taylor @OhRick4]

DO NOT LET THE LIKES OF PAM BONDI AND KASH PATEL, et al, TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY DID NOT KNOW

Not only did they know, they've SEEN the evidence

AND THEY ACTIVELY HID IT AND TRIED TO COVER IT UP

DO NOT FORGET

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

If raising the minimum wage makes your business collapse, you didn’t build a business - you built an exploitation scheme that deserves to go under.

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

Think about this 1000 FBI agents saw everything. The tapes, the 1700 photographs on the walls and saw the hidden cameras in all the massage rooms. They saw old men sexually assaulting children, so at least 1000 people know the truth.

Somebody has to crack

[Catholics 4 dsa.nyc/vote 🐌 @escargotpro_]

Hello @NBCNews that is not in fact the english translation of "pedófilo"

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Dear reporters,

Next time you see Pam Bondi, ask her if she is aware if the Epstein Files have been altered or compromised in any way under the DOJ's possession. Record it.

That's going to be evidence in a trial at some point.

Do the same thing with Kash Patel.

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

Republicans will see tonight's election results.

They won't ask, "How can we win back American voters?"

They'll ask, "How can we stop Americans from voting?"

And that is exactly why Republicans have no business governing America.

[Adam @AdameMedia]

“The world will see Jews living in peace under a Muslim just like they did in Palestine before the Zionists came.

And then they will understand that it’s Zionism that is the problem”

— A Jewish voter in New York

[Scott “The Woz” Pilgrim 🏳️‍⚧️ @womandibles]

taps the sign

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

[MEGGAN ANDERSON @MegganAnderson]

I had my medieval pal @chancanan_ draw me some original art of my character of Betsy Ross this year for @horrornights! He did such a great job and makes me feel badass!

Come on down to #TerrorTram to have Betsy and her friends scare you all!🎭🔪💀✨

#art #hhn #horrornights #actress #halloweenhorrornights

[Warglock on VHS @DarkMoonHV]

Tomorrow I'm selling three packs of Monster Mooniacs cards over on my ko-fi shop!

Five handmade holographic trading cards featuring art by friend and frequent collaborator @chancanan_, packaged in mini VHS tapes with three possible slipcovers!

[Warglock on VHS @DarkMoonHV]

Got my boys all printed up!