Hey guys quick announcement, I’ve decided to retire from the sport formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today.
I wish all my old colleagues well going forward in competition.
I now join my former partners on this venture, already in retirement.
Proper Pina Coladas on me fellas!
I am the worst version of myself behind the wheel of a car. I'll hold the door open for an old lady all day long... But go 10 under in front of me, and i'm following you home and shitting in your driveway.