chance lovett

Just tryna do hoodrat stuff with my friends

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

Looks a bit too spicy for my blood

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

@nicolebyer im sure 35 million ppl told you already but women’s buttons are on the opposite side because a million years ago, rich women were “dressed” by their servants so they put the buttons on the opposite side to make it easier to do!

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

@RuPaul I’m so sorry but symone has to win or I will be forced to bring forth a class action lawsuit #teamsymone

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

Growth for me means that I’ve become more Confident in leaving thirsty comments under my celeb crushes pics and I think you should all be happy for me.

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

Ketchup really still be slappin after all these years

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

She really got up there in front of the whole world and said “do you ever feel like a plastic bag” Katy really did that.

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

Do you obsess and deliberate over every innocuous comment someone says to you for weeks on end or are you one of gods favourites?

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

@babak_pahlavi @realDonaldTrump This is LITERALLY the craziest thing I’ve ever seen

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

@MacknightMarci @realDonaldTrump Well, I do love a shameless plug!

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

JUST IN: Trump's lead in Georgia falls to 665 votes

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

@itsshandaleer We love to see it

[⭑ marcellus @m4rcellusb]

fuck a body count how many petitions you signed???

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

Listening to podcasts from 2019 where the host and guests keep saying “2020 is gonna be our year!” Is a whole new level of darkness.

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

We really just gonna ignore the fact that we were all out here drawing the this same shit in the 90s BEFORE THE INTERNET?! Like, how was this a global phenomenon before we were globally connected???

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

do NOT invite me to play on any team. I Just went to play a word on Words With Friends but hesitated when I saw how many points I was going to get.I didn’t wanna play it because I truly felt bad for how many more points I would have over the Anonymous stranger I was playing 🙄

[HEY BRANDON WHAT YOU GOT ON 😎 @itsbigpill]

I SMELL TOO GOOD CAN’T LET YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT ON LOL PPL BE TRYING TO SMELL LIKE ME 😂😂😂 THIS THAT SPLAAAAHHHHH 😭

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

Testing someone on the validity of themselves supports the narrative that’s theres a right way to be Chinese or a right way to be *insert any other race*. I’m embarrassed for you guys even thinking this was a funny bit.

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

@kissradiohits challenging a person on the Authenticity of their existence is fucking problematic. Especially coming from someone who is self admittedly “the whitest person”.

[chance lovett @chancelovett]

Hey @kissradiohits incredibly daft choice in having your white host interrogate @KevinLimOnAir about all things Chinese related and admit to testing his “Asian-ness” wtf was that?!

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

tekashi just showed the court a 4th justin trudeau brownface photo. This is wild