⭑ marcellus

the color red when you close your eyes and look at the sun

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

why don't we just add all the numbers together and have one big number

[jaë @sumnwrongwitme]

yo spiderman i understand how you feel , my bitch forgot who i am too

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[hydra @blephin2]

EBK = Everybody Be Kind

[Mr.Mrs @TeezoTouchdown]

There’s a video of a woman in her garden and (who in my mind is) her husband is playing basketball absolutely missing every shot in the background while the beginning of Aaliyah’s rock the boat is playing. Does anybody have it?

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[Taylor @BackTAYreality]

A lot of you tweet like you were supposed to die at 21

[Liam Alexander @LiamAdjacent]

Waiting on the hip thrust machine and this girl has her boyfriend on ft with the phone right under her ass

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#yeah

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

The zoo sometimes lets peacocks walk around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that

[summer💙 @justsummr]

i’m crying over this

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

They’re doing the Trolley Problem to me Tomorrow

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

I understand disagreeing with people but why do yall start off so strong and mean when the situation doesn’t call for that

[Benji @benjigenic]

Insane grail found at the thrift

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Revealing that he sees the world as pedophiles vs communists