Chance Summers

I was born one day, and I’ll die another.

[Chance Summers @ChanceSummers]

All time Jameis face @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter

[Chance Summers @ChanceSummers]

@florianederer @PFTCommenter

[Bloccin Ass Tay @luckykidtay]

Nobody:

Kendrick Lamar:

[Chance Summers @ChanceSummers]

@VivaLaStool @ChrisKlemmer @nickturani @PMTsportsbiz Considering remotes are her number 1 enemy, he should be fine as long as he doesn’t wear too many buttons.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

DJ Burns has already been called for three first half fouls against Zach Edey.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Lions getting a second home playoff game because Cowboys got bounced is a great ball don't lie moment from the Ref fuck up.

[Chance Summers @ChanceSummers]

@edsbs “How far do you think one engine will get us?”

“All the way to the scene of the crash.”

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

I should have made different bets

[Jesse Eisinger @eisingerj]

In the richest nation in earth.

After half a century of growth.

A catastrophic failure.

https://t.co/4jyPyUnmdf

[Reece Van Haaften @Reece_VH]

NSFW: Josh Heupel is hyped for this one. #Vols

[Chance Summers @ChanceSummers]

@FFFpod @StevenCheah @StoolMintzy I need some guidance on who to start/sit between Keenan Allen, Chris Godwin, and Brandon Aiyuk. Is there a distinct matchup advantage for any of them?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Congrats on a phenomenal career @_willcompton

The streets will never forget https://t.co/TVXoHHSOIO

[Lee Merritt @LeeMerrittesq]

Ralph Yarl is home and recovering! How the bullet in his head did not cause more extensive damage is truly a miracle. To God be the glory!

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Iowa Senate passed a child labor law before dawn today.

The bill lets 14-year-olds work 6-hour night shifts, 15-year-olds work on assembly lines, and 16- and 17-year-olds serve alcohol.

The Senate went through the night, and voted on child labor at 4:52 a.m.

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Rep. Justin Pearson is delivering a word we all must hear.

Please listen.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Whoa, just watch this entire exchange

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A Republican state representative asked Rep. Justin Jones what he means by the chant “No Justice, No Peace.”

His response is worth hearing in full:

[Chance Summers @ChanceSummers]

@rgraham33 I’d invest heavily in hydroflouric acid

[Chance Summers @ChanceSummers]

College wrestling deserves to be on. @Jerrythekid21 was right @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente