chanyeol.

park chanyeol , exo

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sehun: your eyes looked hella red u been smoking???
jongin: no I been crying bitch leave me alone

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jongin: I love you
sehun: more than naps?
jongin: nvm I take it back

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jongin: how do you give a bj?
junmyeon: get a bible and start reading it out loud. i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

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pcy: bro ur just like my little toe
jongin: wtf bro why
pcy: bc im gonna bang u on every piece of furniture in the dorm
jongin: bro

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jongin: hey
yixing: hey
jongin: how's ur night going
yixing: my what
jongin: night
yixing: ok goodnight

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bbh: im having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night
minseok: dude

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bbh: i have a pen
bbh: i have an apple
ksoo: and i have zero tolerance if you don't shut the fuck up

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pcy: i was showering and i realized what a good leader junmyeon is love u bro
minseok: ...why were you thinking of him in the shower

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ksoo: what do you want from me
jongin: just feed me and tell me i'm pretty

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sehun: hi
jongin: hi
sehun: i'm wasted don't talk to me
jongin: you texted me first???

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jongin: what does idk, ly, and ttyl mean?
pcy: i don't know, love you, talk to you later
jongin: ok i'll ask jongdae

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bbh: do you ever feel water hungry
minseok: you mean thirsty?
bbh: no. water hungry

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pcy: hey bro can i suck ur dick
bbh: idk bro that sounds pretty gay
pcy: nah just a brojob no homo
bbh: bro

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jongin: if i punch myself and it hurts am i too weak or too strong?
sehun: holy fuck this messed me up

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pcy: what is the meaning of life
jongin: my dick 😉
sehun: you're right. life is short 😂😂😂

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pcy: sweet talk to me
ksoo: i'll lean in & hold ur cheeks with both of my hands
pcy: 😳😍
ksoo: then violently jerk ur head & snap ur neck

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jongin: i got so high last night i started crying bc i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is

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sehun: if two vegetarians are fighting is it still considered beef?
jongin: dude

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pcy: hey
ksoo: where are you
pcy: my apt
ksoo: go to the window
pcy: im here
ksoo: jump
pcy: all i said was hey tf

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yixing: happy birthday chanyeol!
jongin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYUNG
sehun: 🎉🎉🎉
jongdae: GET TURNT 🍻🍻🍻
bbh: GET HELLA DICK AND PUSSY