@MAR_abisal@Axewlotl@046shiocolor Celebrating having less ways for people to express themselves and calling others lame for being disappointed by it is certainly a take
If you see a turtle crossing the road, move it in the direction it was already heading. Don't turn it around.
If it's safe for you to stop, pick the turtle up by the sides of the shell, keep it low to the ground, and walk it across in the same direction it was facing. Don't relocate it somewhere "better." Turtles have small home ranges they spend their whole lives in, and a relocated turtle will often wander trying to get back, crossing more roads to do it.
One exception: snapping turtles bite and have long necks. For those, slide a car mat under them and drag it, or lift from the very back of the shell near the tail, never the front.
The turtle knows where it's going. Your only job is to get it to the other side faster.