Chandler Kay

Just a Blonde having approximately more fun than brunettes | coffee fanatic |

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

Lovely day off for my birthday ... I wish I would have not been reached out to by coworkers all day though

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

Women that say “hey girly” get a lot of hate but it’s saved me 100 times when I forget a new persons name at work - especially since everyone I work with is new

[Jess @losingminddaily]

Today would be a great day to ARREST THE COPS THAT MURDERED #BREONNATAYLOR

[Lexi Underwood @LexiCUnderwood]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are STILL free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

Taylor Laden I just stood up and realized I was more drunk than I bargained for .... do you still follow my tweets????

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

I’ve decided I will be remaining 24 this year. Please hold all 25th birthday wishes until June 4, 2021.
Thank you. #callitapandemicholdifyouwill

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

Doing some data entry at work and I’ve entered in 400 employees data (and each entry has 6 components = 2400 entries) which is a LOT!! And, I’ve only made 7 errors. But, the fact checker has let me have it for each of the errors. My error rate is .2% 🙄

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

Hosting in-person orientation during a pandemic.

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

@MesaPD hey y’all 🙋🏼‍♀️ any chance you’ve seen my wallet? I lost it in Mesa (University and Greenfield) today 💳💵💰 Thanks!!

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

My jr high choir teacher (AZ) and high school Choir teacher (WA) now live in the same town in Arizona ... how weird

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

I though the new @toalltheboys came out tomorrow 😭 not I have to wait another long 7 days for it.

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

Someone put my desk radio on the county station like A MONTH ago and I still haven’t changed it, I’m slowly going insane.

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

@MarcusCVance Bonus:
I have two first names, and they’re both men’s names. Here’s how most of my emails look;
Me ending an email: “best regards, Chandler Kenney”
Literally any person I’ve ever emailed: “thanks Kenney” OR “thanks Mr. Chandler”
🙄

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

@MarcusCVance Me conducting Orientation for our new hires: “Hi I’m chandler it’s nice to finally meet you”
My new hire: “I’ve been talking to a guy named chandler I have some questions for him”
Me: “You’ve been talking to me, I’ve been a woman this whole time”
Him: “Oh”

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

Me, a person who can’t finish a two liter of fizzy anything before it goes flat (not even to save my life) bought, you guessed it, a two liter of sprite. It’s flat and 80% full.

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

Ooh Montana is me! #iamfabfitfun

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

@FabFitFun consistently loving your boxes but my new French press cut my hand when I touched the handle

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

@chrissyteigen 🙋🏼‍♀️ vegetarian here: were not all judgmental and self-righteous. Me not eating meat is my choice and you eating it is yours. Judging people for not being like them is not an attractive trait. I don’t know why some vegetarians/vegans adopt it.

[Chandler Kay @chandler6495]

I laughed then I cried then I cried and I cried and I cried then I laughed while I cried happy tears. Well done 👏🏼 #LOVESIMON