Chane van Wyk

Hopeful romantic. Pro ex girlfriend. Crazy cat lady.Potty mouth. Wanderlust.

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

Counting crows - mr jones ❤️

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(928): He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

See you later friend! Love you too the moon and back! Please be safe! Enjoy every moment! Word can't… http://t.co/aT2SldBAEM

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

@kimboG04 uhmmmmm...stalker alert #randommuch

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

@stevoza @FlyMangoSA hahaha just my luck!

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

@ChakieP @meanstreetssa 😂👌 best night! Thank me later ❤️

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

@ChakieP 😂 #storyofmylife

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

#ANC rebranding and spending more money on shit - as always! #smh #corruption #SouthAfrica

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

@kimboG04 that's what I'm here for! Love u lots

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

@kimboG04 never spread anything!! Except love 😝

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

Matt: "I'm not Harry." Kim: "Do u still have the British accent tho?" #icantdeal

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

On a positive note - this ginger has been getting copious amounts of action.

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

Imagine believing that the Prince of fucking Whales would pick u off a reality show? When u win? Congrats u won a poor ginger?!

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

Watching "I want to marry Harry" - I just can not believe how thick these girls are? Prince Harry? Reality show? Really?! #creasing

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

Magic Magic (???) - one times fuckedup movie!

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

I'm gonna start a grownup version of Girl Scouts. Bikini waxing gets u the badge of courage.

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

@kimboG04 too much fun! #independenceARMy #stopdropandyoga

[Chane van Wyk @chanevw44]

Sometimes, I wish these were just jokes. Then I remember that my whole life is a big joke, so there's that.

[JP @shegotagronk]

Every morning I wake up and whisper "Let the haters be your motivators" to myself as I snap my fanny pack into place.