CTS

you can’t fuck with the lady sleeping in each cowboys head

[CTS @changethstation]

American Culture is literally just McDonald’s and police violence

[CTS @changethstation]

"I don't know how mirrors work"

[▰▰▰ SAM L. KURONO ▰▰▰ @kurono_studios]

@iamspidermam It's AI.

[CTS @changethstation]

#obsession

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Inside Universal @insideuniversal]

Xyrena has launched an official Jurassic Park fragrance - one of the first licensed scents inspired by a theme park ride!

Created with Universal Products & Experiences and Amblin Entertainment, it “captures the atmosphere of Isla Nublar” with notes of stormy petrichor, rainforest greenery, neroli, West Indian lilac, and fossilized amber.

Now available for $120 on https://t.co/f2FLYjQJ5n and select retailers, with a chance to score a rare blacklight-reactive green “chase” bottle.

[CTS @changethstation]

Children of men but with cigarettes

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The UK has passed the Tobacco and Vapes Bill, banning anyone born after January 1, 2009 from ever purchasing tobacco products.

[CTS @changethstation]

They won't let him play :(

[World of Science @Science_TechTV]

neuron trying to connect to other neurons

[CTS @changethstation]

A lot of Neelix talk on the TL today and Imma just say that you're not supposed to like anyone on voyager. It's a ship full of outcasts and losers. It's kind of the point

[Power Tie @realPowerTie]

President Trump and the Easter Bunny in the situation room.

[CTS @changethstation]

Clint Eastwood is about the ending to The Good The Bad and The Ugly. Sunshine in a bag is from the movie. Drew Barrymore is about living your life and enjoying small moments, which she advocates. Demi Moore is a pun she sings "I don't want to be stoned-emi Moore" (anymore)

[CTS @changethstation]

Smoove

[MEDICINE MADNESS @Doctors_GUILD]

Patient present with smooth and shiny tongue
Diagnosis?

[CTS @changethstation]

Hey my guy. Listen, I know you're new to the whole "subtext" and "metaphorical language" in movies thing, but I feel like trying to use a movie where the whole point is "war is not a movie" to try to roast someone reiterating that point is not the dunk you think it is

[Brick Suit @Brick_Suit]

Ben Stiller, who made a comedy out of the Viet Nam war, now says, "War is not a movie."

Never go full retard Ben.

[CTS @changethstation]

The hangup being that they have OCD btw

[CTS @changethstation]

@defnotbeka because the markets were already bad lol

[CTS @changethstation]

he's already banned??? that's how the law works? he did it anyway????

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Congress is planning to ban Trump from further military actions against Iran without congressional authorization.

[CTS @changethstation]

check on your most toxic friend they're having a rough one

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Terrifier’ will officially end with its fourth movie, director Damien Leone confirms.

[CTS @changethstation]

I think it's pretty naive to think this is going to happen

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

lawyer here

bombing a Muslim country during Ramadan is illegal under international law

in a matter of hours, Trump WILL be arrested by international police

[CTS @changethstation]

DO SOMETHING! YOU ARENT ON THE SIDELINES

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

No unhinged lie or rambling rant tonight can change the fact that Trump is the most corrupt, incompetent, and unpopular president in American history.

[CTS @changethstation]

William Riker didn’t fuck the entire galaxy for you to say there were no gay characters in star trek

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Star Trek just got its "first gay Klingon"

These writers despise the fans

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Please do not try to kill Trump.