JR

-Social Commentator
-Sports Enthusiast
-Occasional Oracle

I'm the PortaRock Promethius

Driftin' Down My Stream Of Conscious..

[JR @channelthemuse]

Heres the thing with offensive language...you gotta let that shit be, the more you suppress something the stronger it comes back, look at how Trump got elected or how much more popular rap got when they tried to ban the lyrics...come on now...were fuckin contrarians by nature..

[JR @channelthemuse]

Prepared material is for hacks...thats my new shit...lmao EYOOOOO

[JR @channelthemuse]

It was my first open mic, and I got too baked and didnt hear my name being called and then missed my spot...this chick told me I should go close out the show but I was like nahhh I gotta EARN closin out the show...and now all I can think about is how I shoulda bumrushed the stage

[JR @channelthemuse]

@machinegunkelly can get these hands too!! maybe i'll fight him first for a tuneup fight then i can take on one of the Paul Brothers...sheeeit... i can take his lil punk ass already!
#eminemraisedme
#illdoitforsomeDreBeats

[JR @channelthemuse]

I'm gonna get brollic as fuck and then call out @jakepaul out and beat the brakes off that ass #youhearditherefirst
#MMA
#boxing

[JR @channelthemuse]

So apparently the Bears werent jewish..but those scoundrels who killed our Lord and Savoir were..but 'forgive them, they know not what they do'.. #MandelaEffect #GoodFriday

[JR @channelthemuse]

That @willsmith slap was the spirit of Patrice O'neill giving @chrisrock a lil reminder that that was HIS joke @amyschumer closed with at the @ApolloTheater ...i for one applaud his actions... #welldonewillsmith

[JR @channelthemuse]

Okay...went to the #gym for the first time in like maybe a decade in a half.. #feltgood..some hotties in there..@PlanetFitness is the the place to be

[JR @channelthemuse]

To all the #Trump supporters out there: Donny's gonna be just as entertaining if he's NOT elected president(maybe even moreso) ..I like him as a TV personality, NOT as our president. Sometimes you need a scalpel, not a fuckin machete...need someone with TACT at the helm of this..

[JR @channelthemuse]

Guess I'm gonna have to be that douchebag pacing the stage with a fuckin headset on, or holding a lapel mic like a roach clip, cause at least that looks more natural in the mirror..whatchu think?
#NNFA
#YKWD

[JR @channelthemuse]

Okay so...one of the reasons I haven't done my local open mic is i dont like how my arm looks when i hold the mic...shit looks wierd to me and different from the more seasoned gals and gents...
#bodypositivity

[JR @channelthemuse]

MAC n CHEESE! Steve Byrne - Happy Hour https://t.co/FREVbEYlmv via @YouTube

hahaha

#classic

[JR @channelthemuse]

#herewego ....Just Mac n Cheese

[JR @channelthemuse]

I dont wanna #slutshame anybody, but if you have a @Snapchat account you're probably not wifey material...either that or you better be some badass protestor that wants no paper trail... #whatever I'm old..

[JR @channelthemuse]

#breakthecycle

[JR @channelthemuse]

ok...enough of all that...time for some funnies...

[JR @channelthemuse]

I guess what I'm saying is...if you're gonna besmirch the Devil in his own backyard, dont let them get you coffee...make your own batch.

[JR @channelthemuse]

*Right Decision...wrong prosecution* hindsight is 20/20 ..man I was misled..got no choice now but to make it right...for all of us...

[JR @channelthemuse]

Bro the only person who has remotely even come close to my level of psychosis and grandeuire was @marcmaron on @joerogan s podcast...I spoke out against the Devil in his own Tabernacle and paid the price for it, but in the end, it was the right decision..
#GodsPlan

[JR @channelthemuse]

#woah #crazy #DREAMS last night...

[JR @channelthemuse]

“Love is the only way to rescue humanity from all ills.” ~ (Leo Tolstoy)