Chan P

I wasn’t born with all this sauce, I had to acquire this sauce…

[Chan P @chanperry27]

Time never mattered

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@mala_ghazal1 Wow shocking how far behind china is on road construction. It makes sense though, had a genius asphalt professor who was constantly flown out by the chinese gov. for consultation but the CCP is too cheap and stubborn to make big changes needed so their roads fail within 5 years

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

American politics is just Republicans and Democrats calling each other names as they both steal everything that isn't nailed down from the rest of us and drive the nation off a cliff.

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@blknoiz06 I also have a related theory. Ive somehow survived multiple senarios where it should have been impossible to survive. Ive wondered if you die in one reality your soul switches into another one where the death event never happened and thats where Mandela effect stems from…

[Koki @k0k1eth]

The average CT degen

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@EmmettCoys1882 @xnoesbueno @tomhfh And how many kids have noble families raped in the 1200+ years you all have let them rule?😂 Trumps only allowed 8 years max to rule and the world will continue turning after, while the UKs still frozen in the past. Those in glass castles shouldnt be hurling stones of virtue 🤷‍♂️

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@OrevaZSN Occam's Razor. Land dinosaurs went extinct long before we arrived, however the avian variety co-existed with us. Easy to assume humans passed down knowledge of giant flying lizards from long ago. The fire breathing part was added much later as fantasy but a dragon=flying lizard🤷‍♂️

[ry @RyanNice]

in his will, Oliver Tree planned a foundation called

“Doctor Oliver Trees Art Grants For Baby Geniuses”

created to provide funding, resources, and tools for aspiring young artists.

even after his passing, he would continue making the world a better place through creativity.

[pape victim @DamielBernaldo]

u wasn’t with Oliver when he was selling Tree

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@emsuncleronnie @Mrgunsngear Welcome to the society republicans always feared but ultimately advocate for creating. The agents will be hidden and will kill you over your words and thoughts and you will thank them for their service. Welcome to 1984, retards. youre only free up until the feds stop feeling safe

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Stop counting your fuckups. it is self-gratification. you sit at night running the numbers, thinking the math makes you wise. it makes you nothing. it makes you a man with a list. lives do not add, lives turn, five or six times, thats it. one real move erases the record. not forgiven, not healed, erased. ask any man who finally did the thing he was supposed to do. did the old life follow him? no. it died. it was not even real to begin with. it was rehearsal. every wrong thing you did was practice for the right thing you havent done yet. so do it, or shut up about your regrets. one or the other. there is no third option. there is no working on yourself. there is the move or the lying

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@birdbath @bronzeageshawty Whenever @birdbath goes radio silent I instantly have 2 worries, Jail or OD. The latter is my biggest concern tho, we need a birdbath bot that gives 3 alerts during his absence it could just say codes like, 1-for jail. 2-for death. 3-for bender to relieve your fans stress😂

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@thememechartguy @moe4dem $9M* you have to also account for the 2 split adjustments Tesla had in 2020 and 2022 so his 1,400 shares got multiplied by x15 to equal 21,000 shares

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@witchwounds I do believe you should try to push your kids to be self sufficient and independent but I wouldnt care at all with my son living with me till I died, TBH i would love having him around. A good fathers only priority at the end of the day is their children being happy and healthy🤷‍♂️

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@ty_rag76954 @kekzensky U still young af bro, dont worry bout it fr. Women really only bring u problems young and shit u fuck around an knock em up and yall go south they gonna use ur greatest weakness against u lol. Life not a race, just worry bout livin ur life 1 day at a time not how others movin🫡

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@TedSinclairUSA @NoSenseTz @jamfh7 @TonyNashNerd Holy shit its an embarrassment this many people live in the greatest country on earth and are still this fucking retarded. Nixon having soldiers on AF1 is not the same as the president flying in with a Marine squadron on a heli used in warfare. Its ok to be wrong sometimes…

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.

There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."

600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.

The distance is my best work.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.

Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.

Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.

Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.

Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.

Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.

On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.

The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.

Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.

His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.

The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.

Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.

On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.

Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.

600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.

A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.

My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.

The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@BlueReaper @Rightanglenews Yes while us “red staters” just have to watch our politicians line their pockets with money from big corporations to pass laws that pass on their tax burdens to hard working blue collar Americans. Wake the fuck up, retard. Were getting fucked by both sides of the same coin.

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@MedusaOnchain “Year long investigation” = we spent about 20 minutes asking AI who it is based on comparing the writing style of Satoshi and 562 suspected people 😂 you know theres real people who spent hours doing this exact thing before AI right?

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@tqsp Bro what the fuck is this? 😂 you trying to jailbreak grok or are you just some weird schizo pervert with a cow kink? Lol im sure its the latter considering how all french are sexual deviants😂

[Chan P @chanperry27]

@LionsMaine69 @washghost1 Nah buddy knew them mean ass dogs was gonna fuck that package all up, thats why he dropped it to em like a ribeye 😂 he said fuck em, wanna leave them wild ass dogs out and in the way, imma let ur precious “fur-babies” get em first lol let amazon handle her calling, not us😂