Chantale Renee

Sussussudio 🕺🏻

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

I dress myself in bags now.

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

I’m gonna be a LOOT BAG mom, 💯.

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

When you can’t sleep on garbage night & your apartment smells like skunk.

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

A lot about being a new parent is having wet shoulders.

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This mom for sure just logged onto social media and bought a dancing cactus. Damn ads!!

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

@therealkatburns I can’t believe how quickly time has stood still!

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

Marry a man that will bring you kettle after kettle of hot water for your bath. 🛀🏼

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

Most used new mom emojis:
🤦🏻‍♀️🤪🍹

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

I wish there was a soft serve ice cream truck tracker.

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

You know you’re an adult when you buy a Weed Wacker and are genuinely excited about it.

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

My weekends are all about the schedule send.

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

I’ve had my kids playmat song in my head for DAYS.

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

I could really go for an illegal haircut right now.

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

Shout out to the food courier on a bike blaring ambient music on Barton street! 🤘

[dom ♡ @keepthepazx3]

back when i tested positive for CoVid, my depression/anxiety were really kicking my ass due to being isolated. my precious grandma danced outside my window almost everyday so i would feel loved. & now i watch this video every time i get sad to remind me that i’m never alone🥺

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

Wow, @Rogers get your act together! In a time like this, connectivity is the only thing some people have! Unacceptable. We pay too much for this kind of service.

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

Want to feel like you’re going crazy?
Lose your wallet in a house you haven’t left for 3 weeks!

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

When I unwind from a long day spent with my baby, I just look at pictures and videos of my baby. 🤪

[Chantale Renee @chantalerenee]

Why is it that once the weather gets nicer, the cars get louder?

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@TheRealDanGalea Ahahaha!