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[𐚁 Higganat’l Playas Pod 🤖 @normonce]

Love Island UK is so unserious bc why is Simba wearing bedazzled shorts as his finale outfit?? 😭

[chan @chantellep12]

@radiantlayy Same girl 😭😭

[chan @chantellep12]

@MONOFlCATION Yes I was wondering where it’s gone!!

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Sometimes, when I feel hunger, I pretend it's fat leaving my body.

Hunger is a part of losing weight.

Learn to be friends with it.

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Nobody cares about your life...They think about you for one second and then think about themselves again.

So you might as well do what you want.

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total

[𝑅𝑒𝑔🚬Mela hive @jinxkkoligist]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me after realizing i overshared to the wrong people:

[sanswant @royal_bobby24]

@Whotfismick I really hate going to work but the best feeling in the world is leaving work and going back to my beautiful , adorable bed where I have to escape the world and every stress

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

This is how corporate jobs want you to dress on Casual Friday 😭😭

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“my boyfriend doesn’t let me....”

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when he asks what I bring to the table

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Been married 11 years. 3 kids. Home. Vacations. A minivan. A good life. And yet despite all that my wife says this "good ice" machine I got her for our wedding anniversary remains "the greatest thing" I've ever done for her.

[chan @chantellep12]

@myurverse @UncleSego i loved it!!! he ate his performance

[chan @chantellep12]

2 years later, i’m back seeing @UncleSego!! Please throw me a rose again 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[☔ @Whotfismick]

talking to yourself is fun till u get caught 😭