Jess Chant

Redheaded Scorpio. Feminist. Mom. Lover of nature, textiles and allllll the dogs.

[Jess Chant @chantface]

@CateChant Haha I haven’t done that yet

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

hot girl saturday

[Jess Chant @chantface]

I love you, @nytimes but this pic is the most mom Jean pic ever.

[Jess Chant @chantface]

@JenSookfongLee Yaaasssssss

[roslyn 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @roslyntalusan]

cry me a river amirite

[Jess Chant @chantface]

@JenSookfongLee I’d buy that there were lots of Coldplay fans from 2005-2010, but now? Not so much. And they are playing two shows?

[stepfanie @stepfaniex]

CASUAL PRESIDENTS 🤍

A series inspired by @JohnFetterman

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

The tweet and replies to the time someone once wore a beret in Waterford is an instant classic

[Jess Chant @chantface]

@emilykmay An ex-boyfriend of mine woke me up one night while sleep-walking/peeing into the top drawer of my dresser. When I asked him where he was, he said, with major attitude, “the bathroom, obviously”. I got him back to sleep and I stayed up doing laundry. 😂🙄😳

[trish @ultragloss]

skyler gisondo is my princess diana

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We want it that way.

[Jess Chant @chantface]

@cmclymer Real Jonah Ryan vibes. #wontbackdown

[Jess Chant @chantface]

@LouisPeitzman Them and this broad

[Jess Chant @chantface]

@HillNikki So cute. Hope you got him a big burger or something.

[Jess Chant @chantface]

@MJSchulman Why would Carrie sell her place to Lisette at such a low price? Why do they still talk about babies and abortion like “smishmortion”? Why are they older but somehow more prudish?

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Can’t that cosmic heifer sit STILL for a minute??? Damn it. Always retrograding and shit. Take a goddamned breather. FUCK.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

If they don’t give Ryan Gosling the Oscar genuinely what are we even doing here

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

One of the greatest moments in the history of television imo

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

just remembered that time Jason Schwartzman and Michael Cera tried to do the weather