adam

30, he/him 😾 alt: @yourdadspiss

[adam @chantybeluga]

@Pyrrhvc literally like you already know i’m a white guy why does my virtual thumb also need to be white

[adam @chantybeluga]

coworker just asked why i haven’t chosen a skin color for my microsoft teams thumbs up emoji

[adam @chantybeluga]

she’s literally a bailey j mills character

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lola Young shares new TikTok to Dolly Babe’s viral single “Pink Blush.”

[adam @chantybeluga]

desperately need to get my anal glands expressed

[adam @chantybeluga]

slowly coming to terms with the fact that bike helmets simply do not look good on my head

[adam @chantybeluga]

@mermanmotel girl i have a hunch you look tea in almost anything you wear

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

If you don’t wanna marry me just leave me alone

[adam @chantybeluga]

@Charli3M00r3 no genuinely it’s because i don’t want to invite commentary on how ive chosen to decorate my living space. that and my cat likes to be up in my business so he’d probably be on the bed while im fuckin and suckin

[adam @chantybeluga]

i refuse to host hookups at my apartment bc i don’t know how to explain to guys why i have decorative plates hanging on my wall

[adam @chantybeluga]

i think i’m gonna get my ear pierced this weekend

[adam @chantybeluga]

i’m very attracted to that guy on tiktok who kinda looks like tame impala and owns a dry cleaning business and only makes content about laundry products

[adam @chantybeluga]

girl fuck that twink. bump bellies with me instead

[Praise 🇨🇳 @Nwigwe_praise]

Adam Lambert with boyfriend Oliver Gliese who is wearing a blue speedo having a nice time together in Tulum, Mexico

[adam @chantybeluga]

@SexyNoahCyrus do you think their mustaches velcro together when they kiss

[adam @chantybeluga]

to be fair being a hag is very similar to serving in the military. constantly threat of danger

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

I love that she added the years like she served in the military

[adam @chantybeluga]

hey my mom said you can come over after school today and see my new pokemon cards

[kefka trade @dumbhotvirgo]

Brought a hot guy over to my apartment for the first time in like forever and all I did was show him my pokemon cards and my yugioh cards and played fortnite for him to watch

[adam @chantybeluga]

damn chanty beluga fell off. i’m keeping the @ tho

[adam @chantybeluga]

gay guys in their late 20s/early 30s who put “homeowner” in their hinge/tinder profiles

[adam @chantybeluga]

good morning

[adam @chantybeluga]

@Pyrholidonlens i don’t have an opinion about it i just realized i didn’t know what your actual name was lmao

[adam @chantybeluga]

@cointelprostate god is great god is good let us thank him for our food