𝕿𝖎𝖙𝖆

[matt @ruffledsavior]

become impossible to have sex with

[whoareyou @jeezy90z]

You niggas will bookmark anything

[ً @artfuIchaos]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[🥭 @xodominiquelyn]

i get paid and immediately have to pay for so much shit lol

[𝕿𝖎𝖙𝖆 @chaosfromwithin]

anjj trnyata tetangga w yg orang sunda bisa marah juga ya

[bella @dilualovegoodd]

preciso emagrecer no mínimo uns 7 quilos, de preferência em um mês

[BlueBoyScout | #TENOÍ @avoidrobin]

Because rape isn't sex.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

When you click on a tracking number as soon as you get the email and the thing is like, “Uhhhhhh, we were kind of counting on you not clicking on that yet.”

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

lifetime supply

[Biri♛ @numeroun0_]

i miss myself before all the heartbreak.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You could spend hours in Indiana. Hours of your life. Precious and irreplaceable. Gone, forever. In Indiana.

[NBA @Gio45ive]

The guys in jail with phones are pissed, that government alert came out of nowhere

[. @8xgil_]

there are feelings i never wanna feel again

[?! @suboptimalprim3]

you finally decide to vent to your mom and it suddenly turns into a competition of who's struggling more

[Promisedland💀📈 @utdtreyyon]

Bruh, Unemployment is actually scary. You can have a degree, skills, ambition and still wake up every day with nothing to do because nobody is willing to give you a chance.

[𝕿𝖎𝖙𝖆 @chaosfromwithin]

sekilo naik 2, 70k😭 mangga harum manis😐

[Dani @urgirldan]

ever put ur phone in your pocket and ur pants just fall off

[𝕿𝖎𝖙𝖆 @chaosfromwithin]

us

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When she’s ovulating and you make her laugh.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When she’s ovulating and you make her laugh.

[daily dan hentschel @dailyhentschel]

Cocky wants a break from it all