@applepuffsilver I am so impressed that you remembered what stories you wrote that had oral in them. After I write something and walk away from it, I totally forget what was in it. Someone could quote one of my stories and I would be like wait that sounds familiar. Did I read that?
@hudconolic@onyxnight1989 I came here to say this. Definitely public urination. Bonus if itโs a statue in a state park so he gets desecration of government property.
I think he routinely talks himself out of speeding tickets so his license is surprisingly clear.