Fritz

in this twilight.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

@beingwaj_ where are your principles? for shame.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

the sheer folly of believing the concept & practice of law in all its forms is immune to the influence of human nature & experience

it is interesting how people, in their hollow self-indulgent expressions of neutrality, betray the alarming depth of their own ignorance & naivety.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

nobody kisses and tells faster and wider than an unfortunate who was neither kissed nor told.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

you eventually realize you can't technovate your way out of "people problems"

you'll find human stupidity is a very resilient, fertile, self-sustaining organism.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

@Thundazz2 i just want to say that you are one of my precious comfort accounts on this accursed platform

thank you for you.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

@kawaii_kachi pure, grade a nightmare fuel

but it also had this weird charm that kept you going back for more

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

every time i use this coconut scented hand-wash, my fingers start looking like sausages, and i start considering the merits of cannibalism.

send help.

or recipes.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

This is such a dishonest characterization of the situation.

How do you attempt to draw parallels between advocacy against irrational discriminatory practices with real socioeconomic impact to support for exclusive spaces primarily necessitated by a recognized need for safety?

[Neto @docneto]

Society strenuously fought against and successfully demolished virtually all male only spaces and events. Fascinating now to see female only spaces and events being vaunted and gain support with very little opposition. Some would say this is a double standard. What do you say?

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

this is one of the consequences of the pervasive, unchecked job racketeering in our public service

bare-faced structural rot, incompetence, and irresponsibility untamed by the civilising influence of shame.

[That BBQ Guy @bbqdbrains]

pisses me off so much every time this vid comes up because it’s actually sick and there’s 50,000 assholes on this shitty app making fun of these people that are just having a good time. riff is heavy. sounds like oingo boingo or vgs

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

know your body well enough to consciously trigger benign constipation or suffer unspeakable horrors.

[rahmahsugar💗 @rraahhmmaattt]

NYSC camp 101:

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

@Johnjesse___ technically, yes, their fur insulates them from both cold and heat

still, it's one thing to survive unfavourable conditions, another to live and thrive in a suitable environment.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

keeping pets naturally adapted to temperate/polar climates in extreme tropical conditions is an incredibly selfish thing to do, cruel even.

[ally @allyzielinski]

what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

@_Jeremynoel humans with their bare skin are barely surviving the heat,

imagine having layers of fur, no sweat and a metal cage.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

"money can't buy happiness, but it can rent you paradise"

[sethu❦ @Siphosethu___]

Do you guys really believe that money can buy happiness or we are joking?

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

@honeydropz999 @FoluOyefeso and when they're done, i need them to deal with that element that keeps advertising grilled croaker for 1 million.

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

@honeydropz999 @FoluOyefeso poisedon, neptune, osun, yemoja, aquaman, percy jackson...

call the whole committee😭

[Fritz @chaotictwitch]

someone somewhere is preparing a post on the economic cost of the holiday bonanza

wishing your spreadsheets a very corruption and your calculator a merry combustion.