Manjit

[Manjit @chapagaimanjit]

Tuchel let this Kid down

[Manjit @chapagaimanjit]

#TuchelOut

[Mod @CFCMods]

The greatest quote I’ve ever read is “Cristiano Ronaldo thinks he’s Messi but Messi doesn’t even realise he’s Messi”

[Manjit @chapagaimanjit]

I reckon Messi should be awarded Nobel Peace Prize. @realDonaldTrump

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

With today’s 3-0 win over Algeria, Messi extended records for:

- Most goals scored at the WC as captain
- Most WC matches played in
- Most minutes played at the WC

And is now the joint top scorer in World Cup history with 16 goals 🐐

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

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[Sneed Redeemed 🇦🇺 @Sneedysneed]

Fucking Albo removing the KFC Packed lunch

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Straits of Hormuz are named after Ahura Mazda from Zoroastrianism

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

more managers than trophies this season

[Vijay Kumar Panday @Vijaykumarko]

राष्ट्रपतिको उपस्थितिमा प्रधानमन्त्रीले बालेन्द्र शाहले आज संसदमा जे-जस्तो व्यवहार गरे, त्यसका निम्ति संविधानका संरक्षक राष्ट्रपति पौडेलले या त प्रधानमन्त्रीलाई सचेत गराउनुपर्छ, या आफ्नो पद त्याग गरी राष्ट्रपति पदको लाज जोगाउनुपर्छ।
साथै, सभामुख डीपी अर्याल, यति सब भइसकेपछि तपाईं भोलिका लागि आज केही नभएकोझैँ लाज पचाएर सदन चलाउनुहुन्छ कि रुलिङ दिनुहुन्छ? गगन थापा र एमाले पनि डिच्च हाँसेर बस्ने त होलान्।

रास्वपाका सांसदलाई धेरै भन्नु नै छैन। किनभने राष्ट्रिय स्वतन्त्र पार्टीमा दुई जना मात्र सांसद स्वतन्त्र छन् — रवि लामिछाने र पार्टीभन्दा माथि रहेका बालेन शाह। आजपछि त मलाई लाग्न थाल्यो, रास्वपामा जम्मा एउटा सांसद छ। त्यो पनि पार्टीभन्दा माथि विराजमान, राष्ट्रपतिभन्दा माथि आसिन।
बधाई छ, प्रिय बालेन शाह — घन्टी पार्टी र अरू पार्टीका कायर, लोभी, सिद्धान्तहीन र नामर्दहरूको जत्थालाई एकै पटक ऐना देखाइदिएकोमा बधाई छ । सायद यिनीहरू, यो समाज र यो संसद यही लायक हुन् कि?

एउटा एउटा संसद भवन अस्ति जलेर सकियो। अर्को संसदको चीरहरण आज भयो। बधाई छ, रवि — एउटा मात्रै सांसद भएको पार्टीको सभापति भएकोमा बधाई छ।

@RcPaudelNepal @ShahBalen @hamrorabi @dolprasadaryal @thapagk @hark_sampang

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Easiest ways to get rich:

1. Sell men lust
2. Sell women beauty
3. Sell parents peace
4. Sell kids dreams
5. Sell the rich safety
6. Sell the broke hope

[katy 🌸 @KatyKray73]

The Australian accent was first noted around 1820. Colonial authorities were puzzled by the distinctive way the children of the settlers were speaking.

It had developed as a unique blend of English, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh dialects that had never been heard together in Britain, formed through daily mixing in the new townships.

The Australian accent evolved from:
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

A decade later, the team in 3rd may be relegated to the championship; the team in 1st may be relegated from the Championship; and Arsenal will still be second.

[Manjit @chapagaimanjit]

@KayLFC05_ @grok who ?

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

📸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💫

[Sulav Karki 🇳🇵 @SulavKarki]

Sher Bahadur Deuba was lucky for such a long time. He split Nepali Congress party but became party chair of the same party twice. He became Prime minister of Nepal 5 times in total, the last time he became Prime minister it was because the Communists fought among themselves and he got lucky. Eventually, his luck ran out and it is absolutely baffling why he didn't order Nepali Congress party to withdraw from then Oli government on Bhadra 23, I mean he wanted to become PM for the 6th time so much that he didn't care about anything else.

If he says he is really a democrat and innocent and let us not forget that he has been at center of Nepali politics for more than 3 decades now and was instrumental in creating the current system of Nepal, then why not come back and face justice?? RSP didn't create our current judicial system. Prove that you and your wife Arzu Rana are really innocent in front of the law. If you don't do that then you will be seen as guilty among the eyes of many and it would be really embarrassing if you got arrested abroad on a Red corner notice.

I also think that the Nepali Congress party should call on the Deubas to come back to Nepal, after all NC time and again says how our judiciary is independent. In that case, if Deubas really are innocent then they will be acquitted.

[Manjit @chapagaimanjit]

@sasmitp Is she Really your Legal Advisor. ?
Or am I too Old Fashioned to understand GenZ slangs ¿

[Manjit @chapagaimanjit]

@sasmitp Is she Really your Legal Advisor. ?
Or am I too Old Fashioned to understand GenZ slangs ¿

[सुमन @namus_sun]

लौ त्यो पाटि मा यति बोल्ने मान्छे नि रैछ्न 😨

[Ushakiran Timsena @bhailiusha]

समानुपातिकमा आरजु राणा , बिनोद चौधरीहरुको नाम राखेर मन्त्री बनाउनेहरूलाई , सीता वादीको नाम राखेर, मन्त्री बनाएर, समानुपातिक प्रणाली कसका लागि चाहिएको थियो भन्ने अभ्यासमै देखाएर मन जित्यौ, रास्वपा पार्टीलाई मनैदेखि धन्यवाद। 🙏

[Manjit @chapagaimanjit]

@Macrophase123 Uhaa le churot xodey vanera vannu vayo ki nai aaja ?