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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʟ ᴀɴᴏᴍᴀʟʏ ɪꜱ . . .
¡%⇂ uɐɥʇ ssǝl

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

「 🍰 」

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺.

「 #deathnoterp 」

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

My pockets are too small for the big bullfrog in the recreation yard.

[𝓡 𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐚 @Y3SGODDESS]

... ... ...
we need bigger ones.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

?!

[𝐀 @firstalternate]

debatable

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

I am not a chupacabra. I am a human boy.

[𝐀 @firstalternate]

man I’ve said it before but every time I see little L it’s like seeing the chupacabra eating a goat in your backyard on an ordinary fucking Wednesday

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

I want to put them in Ruvie’s desk so he suffers heart palpitations.

[𝓡 𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐚 @Y3SGODDESS]

why are you putting a frog in your pocket? that is no pond.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

👁️ 👁️

(Freezing up like a cryptid caught in headlights.)

[𝓡 𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐚 @Y3SGODDESS]

there the little thing was ..
squinting.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

… Okay.

(Apprehensive. Clearly. He’s still looking at Light like he sees something Wrong.)

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

I am. Which is why we're ending the conversation here. Let's give you ... ¥5000 and you can put it towards whatever food you want ?

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

kid who just got caught putting frogs in his pockets would like you to know that he is normal and you will go to neither heaven nor hell when you die.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

…But you’re a stranger, aren’t you?

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

I'm going to preface this by saying you generally shouldn't trust strangers. But, we should get you something to eat.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

You didn’t have to ruin it.

[𝐀 @firstalternate]

he tried to use my computer for stock trading. he’s fucking five

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

I’m five!

[Near @fracturedagain]

….No? You’re four.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

I want to do stocks.

[Near @fracturedagain]

What??????

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

I need… bank account info.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

At an Internet cafe, sitting on… the desk itself? He’s turned the PC so he can sit and type as if he were on the floor.

…He sure is typing a lot.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

…Probably on the first floor of the chapel. It’s around that time of day.

But I’d rather be on my own.

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

Right. So where's your adult ?

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

/ / this L hasn’t been yoinked up by Wammy yet so he’s… 😬

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

Yeah.
I only get that on Wednesdays, if they remember.

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

I'm sorry, ` food ` ?

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

…Allowance?
I meant food.

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

I'm assuming you're talking about an allowance and not fruit. ^^ which makes sense. it's good to know that money is finite.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

(A pause.)

…That’s troublesome.
Adults don’t give me those kinds of things except on Wednesdays.

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

..??? Well, you don't need to worry about that, you're a kid. You can always just ask an adult to grab most things for you.

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

…How does one obtain the currency legally to acquire it?

(….????)

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

I see ... it's good to get in the habit of eating a lot of citrus, then. It'll get you strong & fix up your nose issues. *💪

[𝐿 @CHAPELR0T]

He’s back to chewing on one of his fingers.

“….Maybe,” he muses. “But is that really better?”

[𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕. @WammysGamer]

He didn't notice that gesture; the huge screens caught Matt's focus completely!

"Hopefully the TV screens will be thinner, one day. The thought of having such a huge box around feels so tiring."