Near

live laugh lobotomy

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“𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳”

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐝
𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝. 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭.
𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲.

[#deathnoterp]

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Also L fell in love with Kira. life imitates art or whatever.

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forgot everyone i know is a giant freak bc I made them a cute little pool in tomodachi life and B is using it as a space to huff L’s… particles?

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I’m not worried about the plate, I’m worried about your kidneys.

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“…I believe you.”

Near isn’t the most elegant with his word choice, but it’s clear he means he trusts Mello’s intuition on this sort of thing.

“…It will be a swim upstream, so to speak, but… Maybe things will work out.”

[𝕸 ── 𝑰𝑰 𝕾𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓 @ChocoGenius]

— "It all starts with gentleness. I know, this sounds unusual from someone like me, but my words come from direct experience. Bless yourself with the privileges of time, patience and kindness."

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@KAMITSUKl //rest up 🫶 health’s always the priority!

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@pulmonaryrot throwing your psp in the dishwasher brb

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@ChocoGenius //Probabilmente è per il bene della salute pubblica 🤣

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/ I made near’s mom from Mestre for a reason but any time I think about it I’m reminded of this shitpost and my friend going “oh is that why he’s like that”

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@ChocoGenius // l’ingrediente più simile a crisco in Italia è probabilmente il grasso vegetale idrogenato (‘vegetable shortening’) … ha un sapore orribile

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@ChocoGenius // lol I promise it’s not 😭 imagine a bowl full of crisco + a whole bag of sugar. Instant migraine, borderline does not qualify as food

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@ChocoGenius // I’m too polite to even say no but someday I’ll get back at them with American grocery store frosting….

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@ChocoGenius //every time I’ve been in veneto and I’m handed some fuck ass dish by a well meaning friend

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I don’t like being damp with clothes on no matter the reason.

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

What ? You act like I'm going to kill you.

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Oh, that sounds unpleasant. I think I’ll stay home.

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

Your clothes will get soggy.

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But my cereal will get soggy.

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

How considerate. You should come over. It's way nicer to hash things out face—to—face.

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//light’s white lboard at home rn

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Anyways I think I’m going to have cereal for dinner

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I’m nicer than L, actually. I redacted the important parts 🤷

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

DUDE

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█-chōme-█-█ ████ Setagaya-ku, Tokyo 158-█ █ █ █, Kantō Chihō, Japan

[＊ 𝕶𝖎𝚁a ⸝ 𑣿 𝕶𝖎𝚁a .ᐟ.͟ᐟ͟ @veKlRA]

You inherited L's obnoxiousness but not the rest of his skills, huh ?