Joshua Chapman

yo i dunno what i'm doin

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New Nerd Hoard blog post:

"Everything I Know About Dark Souls 2 as I Start My First Playthrough" https://t.co/oWMfIqAkPx

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@DutifulDucky What's a fulemin

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@day9tv

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@DutifulDucky

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@DutifulDucky I mean that's just the way it is.

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The closest thing humanity ever got to dwarfcore was those Medieval Abbey monks who just hung out and brewed beer.

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Long Island Iced Tea is the cocktail equivalent of when you mix all the paint colours together and you get brown

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I will vote for whichever political party makes it an incarerable offense to stick gum to the bottom of a cafe table.

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Maybe I'll get a tramp stamp that reads "skank it up"

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Cigarettes are trashy.

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@Burnage_91 I don't like raisins, but I have been known to tolerate them in Raisin Bran.

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Corn Flakes are not that bad.

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ok but who's responsible for crunchy nut tho. think before you act

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On average, waffles are superior to pancakes.

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If your game trailer doesn't have gameplay, it's worthless.

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@Burnage_91

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I've never felt as much spite-driven passion to burn down the rainforest than when I see those clips of stunting activists throwing soup on priceless paintings.

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Skillet is the Imagine Dragons of hard rock.

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