Martyn Chapman

I first realised I was going bald, when it was taking me longer and longer to wash my face

[Martyn Chapman @chapperzno1]

@implausibleblog No wonder no votes Labour

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@ao is it company policy for your drivers to throw their rubbish out of your van windows ?

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@richardpbacon Cocaine obviously warps your brain 🧠

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@Heccles94 What was petrifying about it was you there because I was and I met people of all colours creeds and religions and we all had a great time it was a real United
party atmosphere we had a great time Uniting the kingdom

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@CllrCallaghan You asked for the elections to be cancelled

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@CllrCallaghan Bet you wish you’d thought of that

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@PeterTatchell Get a life

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@Keir_Starmer @Iromg Why do Jews get there own ambulances 🚑

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@campbellclaret But it’s ok when you do it Alastair

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"The UK has been very uncooperative"

President Trump criticises Sir Keir Starmer's decision not to get involved in the U.S. offensive against Iran, and decisions regarding immigration and energy

https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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@downwithcheese @MarinaPurkiss No where not angry at all actually we are laughing at Labour enjoy the clean air zone and extra tax’s g&d 👍🏻

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@fesshole This is exactly how I want to go

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@dshensmith @RachelReevesMP It’s almost as if she lied on her CV about having experience working behind a bar

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@paulmasonnews Put down the crack pipe

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@364690 They are useless when I broke down they left me down a dark country lane for over 12 hours had to organise my own recovery in the end otherwise I would still be there

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@narindertweets The job of making my electric bills the highest in the world well done

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@Ed_Miliband But at what cost ?

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@Telegraph This is exactly why nobody buys the telegraph

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Not a lot by the looks of it

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@rickygervais A homeless guy asked me for any small change I said no as your only spend it on drink and drugs and I need it for drink and drugs