Maybe its Maxey

content destroyer

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I’ve got a guy for everything

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@MagicJohnson Two names that I can name recently that I’ve seen firsthand

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It’s crazy that dogs are domesticated wolves

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RIP long boi he couldn’t fly he only walked

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I Lived It: I saw a very large duck, I screamed (joy), it was a goose.

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I’ve been married for less than a day and I’m on NJ transit. Marriage is going to be a WILD ride

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I think bridezillas are just that way because it’s a stressful and expensive time

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What if I walked down the aisle to the Olympics opening ceremony song

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I didn’t have as many thoughts as h thought. Seems like those three were just swirling around

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I haven’t been back East during the months of June - august for more than 24 hours since 2018

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- when you file for a marriage license in PA you file with the department of orphans? That’s pretty weird

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- the daisy cottage cheese commercial is crazy because it’s a bunch of people putting cottage cheese on things that cottage cheese doesn’t belong on

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All of my thoughts, right now:

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My defenses are DOWN and I am VULNERABLE

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-is this what it’s like when your playoff coach is not doc????
-4th quarter yelling plz keep batum in
-PAUL REED (?!)
-Tobias blending inconspicuously into whatever is going on is rly actually all u can ask for at this point

[ASTRO @playoffastro]

Zach Edey when he sees bam adebayo guarding him instead of a psychology major

[Cam Dolla @driveboylaflare]

We finna find out in like 3 years

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I love Eric for many many reasons and one of those reasons is that he very seriously uses “please” and “thank you” with ChatGPT because “the robots will remember”

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Thorn: my mint seeds won’t germinate
Rose: there’s a family of pigeons living in my roof

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Is it a millennial thing to not have checks ?? Y/N

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I want to know what type of person donates their own money to presidential candidates