🌙 cait the cryptid

music therapist. booktuber. cryptid. would rather be a tree. vocals @serotonalmusic -

[🌙 cait the cryptid @chaptercviii]

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[🌙 cait the cryptid @chaptercviii]

@AlyBre13 Same I work for the state

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when I tell you I about wet my pants

[donni saphire @donni]

Are you anxious or just fully aware of the many threats that exist

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Elmo @elmo]

Has anybody ever seen a rock eat a cookie? Elmo is just curious.

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her. oh nooo i’m tooo comfy!! shut up

[Novel Sarah-ndipity @Sarah3ddepp]

Am I back? Maybe. Maybe not. Only time will tell.

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[🌙 cait the cryptid @chaptercviii]

I wish TT would stop teasing me with Kathy Bates phone game ads don't they know she could step on my throat and I'd thank her?

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[🌙 cait the cryptid @chaptercviii]

bold and spooky

[🌙 cait the cryptid @chaptercviii]

I feel so targeted by this tweet.
Am I... a dad?

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

Big day for dads with pocket knives

[🌙 cait the cryptid @chaptercviii]

@Aprilinalindsay fair tho

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall

[jeffbrutlag 👻🏳️‍🌈 @jeffbrutlag]

If you lived through the “xD rawr means I love you in dinosaur xD” days, I hope you’re managing your mental health well

[Alison @therealalisonw]

why does daylight always need saving? girl get help

[🌙 cait the cryptid @chaptercviii]

"Opah dadgum style" -my husband